I've been chatting with a few of our friends...

YAPPA · Post by **YAPPA** » Mon May 15, 2006 8:39 pm

Neka79 wrote: thanks yap....hey arent u a red head??

M8, sorry 2 dissapoint ya, but I've told you before, Ya not me type!! & no I aint a redhead, probably some sick fantasy you've got about being humped by ronald mcdonald or sumthin

......you're a sick boy! Now get back in that corner & put ya gymp mask on!

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Mon May 15, 2006 9:48 pm

YAPPA wrote:
Neka79 wrote: thanks yap....hey arent u a red head??
M8, sorry 2 dissapoint ya, but I've told you before, Ya not me type!! & no I aint a redhead, probably some sick fantasy you've got about being humped by ronald mcdonald or sumthin ......you're a sick boy! Now get back in that corner & put ya gymp mask on!

i just thought it might of been a worthy excuse for why ur such an angry bloke...u kno, "slap a redhead" day wasnt so long ago i believe....
oh well, the excuse must just be small penis syndrome? ...bretts mum is convinced thats why she doesnt wanna charge by the inch anymore...ur only paying 1/4 of what the rest of us are paying....

YAPPA · Post by **YAPPA** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:57 pm

W.T.F. is slap a redhead day??????? Sum gay ritual that your tied up with hey Neka

......& MUAH.....Angry..................HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, YOU GOD DAMN REDNECKS ARE ALL THE FUCKEN SAME, JUST TAR EVERYONE WITH THE SAME BRUSH DON'T YA!!!!!!!
As for my account with Brettle's mumsy, my agreement with her is it gets cheaper by the hour, this is why my bill is $10, & your bill that i"ve seen in the "losers that have no money but I fuck out of the kindness of me heart" tray usually amounts to around $500......YOUR A 2 STROKE!!!!!!.......DEAL WITH IT M8, go see a Doc, they're advertising some nasal delivery shit on the radio up here, maybe that'll help ya buddy,must be hard not having any control over the wee fella, hearing the same sentence outta womens mouths all the time......Ohh Nathan.......WHAT.....THAT'S IT

ty · Post by ty » Fri May 19, 2006 4:48 pm

Well - just to bring this thread back on topic

- I'm back.

I got home around Tuesday lunchtime, but really have only just felt well enough to be able to sit in front of the computer long enough to catch up.

The first thing I want to do is lodge a marketting complaint - nurse sponge-baths aren't all they're cracked up to be when your femur is in 4 peices, you have 3 cracked vertebrae, 4 broken ribs and burns on your legs. A sponge-bath requires a shot of morphine from the PCA and a further injection of morphine to endure.

Enough compaints, I'm coming along reasonably well. Apparently better than expected, for which I can only thank my Karate training - fitness helps. Everything still hurts a bit and likely will for a while - I'm slowly weening of the morphine tablets but I need to see my GP to get something else to use instead.

However, I'm walking around on the crutches (no weight on the bad leg for another 3 weeks), I'm sitting up for fairly long periods, and I'm feeling reasonably chirpy. Everyone's well-wishes and visits were much appreciated. Exhausting, but much appreciated and I hated asking for the visits to finish. Each visit raised my spirits immensely (sp?) and it was great to have such a bunch of supportive friends.

I'm now officially disabled for the next 6 months (ie I have a parking permit

), but I'm hoping recovery will be sooner than that. I'm not going to push it though or expect miracles - the first ride will be on the postie, and likely no further than up and down the street. In time I'll build up from that - 500 or 600 will be the first step up. Doctors tell me 12 months before I'm back on a bike, but we'll see.

I can't say how regularly I'll be online, but I'll try to keep up. Visits are fine but please organise them first. Too many people at once is still too much.

Thanks again everyone for your support.
ty

the kid · Post by **the kid** » Fri May 19, 2006 4:52 pm

Great to hear you are back home and see you post . Take Care

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Fri May 19, 2006 4:58 pm

Hey... dont shatter my illusions of sponge baths!....

Glad your feeling better ty.... Any hot looking nurses?

hoffy · Post by **hoffy** » Fri May 19, 2006 5:09 pm

good to see you back Ty.

Hope all is well mate.

Yeah I think I shattered my sponge bath fantasy when I barfed all over the nurse whilst being washed. Ohh well you get that.

Take it easy, i'll head to the PITS for coffee this sunday and may make the trip out if your feeling OK.

Glen · Post by **Glen** » Fri May 19, 2006 5:20 pm

Glad to see you back on deck mate. Take it easy and make the most of that disabled parking permit.

Cheers

mohawk miss · Post by **mohawk miss** » Fri May 19, 2006 5:36 pm

Good to see you're getting better, Ty.

BTW, they're not parking permits, they're "cripple stickers", and you'll be suprised how many people will want you to come to the shops with them while you have it......

For a morphine replacement, ask your GP for Tramal.

kellz · Post by **kellz** » Fri May 19, 2006 5:40 pm

glad to see your mending well ty

i was going to suggest digesic and panadine fort.

or a morphine derivative, will work great..

just remember ask if you can still take panadol as thsi will help with breakthrough pain, im sure you woudl of heard the nurses talk about this already..

mohawk miss · Post by **mohawk miss** » Fri May 19, 2006 5:49 pm

Digesic and panadeine forte? I fart in their general direction....

Tramal is made from a precursor of morphine, and works extremely well on pain but has some side effects.

Trust me, I know my pain drugs.

Personally anything less than Mercyndol Forte is a waste of a prescription.

kellz · Post by **kellz** » Fri May 19, 2006 6:36 pm

very true...

i love tramal, but teh side effects can be a bit annoying.

some of teh drugs they give people in hospital amaze me,

Jonno · Post by **Jonno** » Fri May 19, 2006 6:38 pm

Brings back memories, good to see you are on the mend although slowly. Get of the Morphine ASAP mate, ask for tramal with epilim as they help the brains natural endorphins/ morphiates and receptors to work better. I have been using these two drugs for the past 18 months and I swear by them, initialy they do not seem to work but give it some time

Both are non- morphiates and is synthetic based I believe however it will take you a week or so to cross over to it but it does work.

Panadiene forte? I piss in its general direction, waste of time for long term use and will block ya up like the MS- or OXY contin will

anyway you need to be swallowing 8 paracetamol tabs a day before any Doc will take you seriously.

Unfortunately I have had to deal with using major pain killers now for over 6 years and will be doing an inpatient pain clinic early July to try and find a better outcome

matchan · Post by **matchan** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:01 pm

Glad to see ya back ty, good luck with the recovery, hope to see you up at pits from time to time once you're up to it.

Cheers
Matt

Lainie · Post by **Lainie** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:03 pm

Welcome back Ty hope your back to our old self soon