Ask Dr Stereo...

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:30 am

Dr Stereo. My next questions is "Why do i get myself into these situations all the time?"

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:36 am

Stace wrote:Dr Stereo. My next questions is "Why do i get myself into these situations all the time?"

If you are refering to Dan's Red Bulls it is because of a deep seated jelousy of Dan...... If you are talking in general, it is because of a deep seated passion in your heart for Greg....

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:40 am

Stereo wrote:
Stace wrote:Dr Stereo. My next questions is "Why do i get myself into these situations all the time?"
If you are refering to Dan's Red Bulls it is because of a deep seated jelousy of Dan...... If you are talking in general, it is because of a deep seated passion in your heart for Greg....

To honour such totally idiotic answers with a responce would be mearly giving you credit you clearly do not deserve.

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:45 am

Stace wrote:
Stereo wrote:
Stace wrote:Dr Stereo. My next questions is "Why do i get myself into these situations all the time?"
If you are refering to Dan's Red Bulls it is because of a deep seated jelousy of Dan...... If you are talking in general, it is because of a deep seated passion in your heart for Greg....
To honour such totally idiotic answers with a responce would be mearly giving you credit you clearly do not deserve.

But you did... and I accept the credit... thank you

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:49 am

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:52 am

Stace wrote:

Bluefly · Post by **Bluefly** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:08 am

I think it's time I looked for another Doctor.

From http://www.rabbit.org:

True or False? A Baby Rabbit Is Called A Kit. (Answer to FAQ)

True!

Kit is short for kitten.

So my next question is this: You got that wrong, so I'm smarter - what would my new title be if you're a doctor and I'm smarter than you? I like Professora Bob, or Her Eminence Bobble, or O Great Smarty One, or the Divine Ms 46. any of those would be ok.

Bluefly · Post by **Bluefly** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:12 am

Stereo wrote:
They are not called kittens... You are stupid... Baby rabbits are called Leverets.

Seeing as you were wrong Dr Stereo, and that makes you stupid, not me, I thought I'd try and make you feel better about being stupid by telling you that you're not totally wrong, only half wrong, so you're kind of only half stupid too. Do you feel better?

You see, baby rabbits are called kittens. Baby hares are called leverets. Hares are a member of the rabbit family. So you're only half stupid see!!

Bluefly · Post by **Bluefly** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:16 am

the kid wrote:
And this question comes from someone who talks to Santa statues

Yeah thanks Billy! I know someone who can fix you. Fix you good and proper.

Oi, Leo! Cummere mate, gotta de job for ya!

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:04 pm

Bluefly wrote:I think it's time I looked for another Doctor.
From http://www.rabbit.org:

True or False? A Baby Rabbit Is Called A Kit. (Answer to FAQ)
True!
Kit is short for kitten.

So my next question is this: You got that wrong, so I'm smarter - what would my new title be if you're a doctor and I'm smarter than you? I like Professora Bob, or Her Eminence Bobble, or O Great Smarty One, or the Divine Ms 46. any of those would be ok.

Hmm... yes.... http://www.rabbit.org ....... I am sure it is a wonderfull resource for rabbit owners.... but are you going to listen to a person who made a web page for rabbits or a bonifide doctor like me? Me ofcourse...... Anyone who is sad enough to register http://www.rabbit.org should not only be ignored, but probably stoned to death with dead rabbits....

balanse · Post by **balanse** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:21 pm

Hmmm...rabbit expert or expert rabbit .... decisions decisions.

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:19 pm

boobie i think ur loosing the plot

Bluefly · Post by **Bluefly** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:47 pm

Well I'm glad I've loosened the plot and it's got more room to move now!

Bluefly · Post by **Bluefly** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:49 pm

C'mon people - more questions!! This thread is the hilight of my working day!!!

red_dave · Post by **red_dave** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:16 pm

Dear Professora Bob / Her Eminence Bobble,

Why does my thirst for beer multiply exponentially? (i.e. when I want 1 beer - I drink 2, when I want 2 beers - I drink 4 etc)

Please help...