Ask Dr Stereo...

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:44 am

Bluefly wrote:Dr Stereo, do you want to meet Brad Pitt?

That question is not even worth pondering until the restraining order has expired...

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:57 pm

Stereo wrote:
Bluefly wrote:Dr Stereo, do you want to meet Brad Pitt?
That question is not even worth pondering until the restraining order has expired...

u been stalking celeb again stereo.

Bluefly · Post by **Bluefly** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:36 pm

mrmina wrote:u been stalking celeb again stereo?

I reckon he's been secretly aquiring third world orphans for research purposes (i.e. finding scientific answers to silly questions) and Brangelina are worried there won't be any left for them. Yep.

Back to the important issues in life, Dr Stereo how come we get chocolate Easter eggs delivered by the Easter Bunny at Easter time, when we all know bunnies can't lay eggs?

Also, why are both rabbit and cat babies called kittens, and how can I explain this to my gay flatmate who thinks I'm stupid "because cats can't have rabbit babies"?

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:04 pm

Bluefly wrote: Back to the important issues in life, Dr Stereo how come we get chocolate Easter eggs delivered by the Easter Bunny at Easter time, when we all know bunnies can't lay eggs?

The bunny DELIVERS the eggs..... The eggs are ofcourse layed by chocolate chickens...

Bluefly wrote: Also, why are both rabbit and cat babies called kittens.

They are not called kittens... You are stupid... Baby rabbits are called Leverets.

Bluefly wrote:how can I explain this to my gay flatmate who thinks I'm stupid "because cats can't have rabbit babies"?

Well.... you are stupid....... see above

Now you have to apologise to him and bake him a great big giant gay cake.

the kid · Post by **the kid** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:09 pm

Bluefly wrote:
mrmina wrote:u been stalking celeb again stereo?
I reckon he's been secretly aquiring third world orphans for research purposes (i.e. finding scientific answers to silly questions) and Brangelina are worried there won't be any left for them. Yep.

Back to the important issues in life, Dr Stereo how come we get chocolate Easter eggs delivered by the Easter Bunny at Easter time, when we all know bunnies can't lay eggs?

Also, why are both rabbit and cat babies called kittens, and how can I explain this to my gay flatmate who thinks I'm stupid "because cats can't have rabbit babies"?

And this question comes from someone who talks to Santa statues

Everyone knows Easter eggs come from the Easter Bunny coz he has a little basket !!!!

You better take the Gay thing Doc .

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:13 pm

Dr Stereo, Why do some people ask such dumb arse questions with such obvious answers? Please see example below

Stereo wrote:So whats the story with weather???
I mean... I dont mind a "little" bit of rain when I am riding, but bugger riding across victoria in a downpour.......
So, what happens when it rains?

LEO · Post by **LEO** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:16 pm

Stace wrote:Dr Stereo, Can you please answer me the following question, Why is it that Billy the Kid and Leo the wanker have never met?? They are always at the same gatherings however are never in the same place at the same time. Why is it so???????

I am sure they would get along quite well if they met.

Yous han idiot Stracy , the kid is a Skippy Poof an LEO never get along wid im

E is scared of LEO coz e kno e never get da chicky babe if LEO is around , das why da Skippy Poof no go to Halls Gap

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:19 pm

LEO wrote:
Stace wrote:Dr Stereo, Can you please answer me the following question, Why is it that Billy the Kid and Leo the wanker have never met?? They are always at the same gatherings however are never in the same place at the same time. Why is it so???????

I am sure they would get along quite well if they met.
Yous han idiot Stracy , the kid is a Skippy Poof an LEO never get along wid im E is scared of LEO coz e kno e never get da chicky babe if LEO is around , das why da Skippy Poof no go to Halls Gap

LEO, Listen here, your the skippy poof, Billy is a good mate of mine so BACK THE F%#K OFF. If you have a problem with Billy, then you have a problem with me, and i can promise you that you don't want that!!!!

LEO · Post by **LEO** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:27 pm

Stace wrote:
LEO wrote:
Stace wrote:Dr Stereo, Can you please answer me the following question, Why is it that Billy the Kid and Leo the wanker have never met?? They are always at the same gatherings however are never in the same place at the same time. Why is it so???????

I am sure they would get along quite well if they met.
Yous han idiot Stracy , the kid is a Skippy Poof an LEO never get along wid im E is scared of LEO coz e kno e never get da chicky babe if LEO is around , das why da Skippy Poof no go to Halls Gap
LEO, Listen here, your the skippy poof, Billy is a good mate of mine so BACK THE F%#K OFF. If you have a problem with Billy, then you have a problem with me, and i can promise you that you don't want that!!!!

Dats a Good One

Comin from one halfa da Brokeback Mountain boys

Ya Skippy Poof

the kid · Post by **the kid** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:33 pm

Thanks Stace , very kind of you .
Dont worry about LEO , I think he has ridden one too many Ducati's or MV's and its screwed his brain .

I never even read his posts .

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:29 pm

Dear Dr Stereo.

Please help, I am in dire need of your assistance. I have this major problem comming into my life soon and I dont know how to react or what to do about it. See in a few short weeks I'll be getting REALLY REALLY OLD!!!!
Last year, I had a brainwave of spending the weekend at the Spur, but seeing as though Im bikeless at the mo it seems pointless and EVERYONE is sick of the Spur now aswell, and also the big overnighter happening at Halls Gap, so thats out.
Is another dirty great piss-up acceptable? In the coldness that is May weather.
What can I do?

Groggles · Post by **Groggles** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:07 pm

Zombie wrote:Dear Dr Stereo.
Is another dirty great piss-up acceptable? In the coldness that is May weather.
What can I do?

Dr Stereo.....i suggest you get serious right about now and say bloody YES man!!

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:01 am

recycled wrote:
Zombie wrote:Dear Dr Stereo.
Is another dirty great piss-up acceptable? In the coldness that is May weather.
What can I do?
Dr Stereo.....i suggest you get serious right about now and say bloody YES man!!

Yes indeed... I highly recommend a dirty great piss-up.... Specially because you are within taxi distance... Commence your planning immediately.... before you need a walking frame and a colostimy bag.

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:05 am

Dr Stereo, When the above mentioned PISS UP take place. Who will be the one to bring the Jagermeister and red bulls????

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:19 am

Stace wrote:Dr Stereo, When the above mentioned PISS UP take place. Who will be the one to bring the Jagermeister and red bulls????

Well if I look at my historical documents, YOU will bring the Jagermeister and an insufficient amount of Red Bulls... DAN will bring a whole bunch of Red Bulls but he doesnt get to drink them...