A friend of mine was exposed to his own nectar in such a cunning way that I have to pass it on. The girl in question completed the deed in fine form and then lay down cuddling for about 15 minutes, without saying a word. The guy thought: 'Great! feeling fantastic and no need for inane small talk'. The lascivious lass then rolled on top and instigated a passionate, full face, holding the back of the head type kiss, and PUSHED THE FULL CONTENTS OF HER MOUTH INTO HIS WITH HER TONGUE AND WOULDN''T LET UP UNTIL HE HAD TO SWALLOW THE LOT OR CHOKE! That's what I call dedication to the cause, 15 minutes of not talking (which is hard enough for any woman), and with a mouthful of baby batter and a head full of scheming nastiness! My friend had no choice but to pay full respects to the lady and admire her dedication. He reckons he doesn't taste bad at all though even though it's not a topic of conversation that can readily be brought up in ANY company...! (Except this forum for some reason... )
P.S. My 'friend' may or may not have been me on this occasion. I'M NEVER TELLING!
Flywheels MC wrote:A friend of mine was exposed to his own nectar in such a cunning way that I have to pass it on. The girl in question completed the deed in fine form and then lay down cuddling for about 15 minutes, without saying a word. The guy thought: 'Great! feeling fantastic and no need for inane small talk'. The lascivious lass then rolled on top and instigated a passionate, full face, holding the back of the head type kiss, and PUSHED THE FULL CONTENTS OF HER MOUTH INTO HIS WITH HER TONGUE AND WOULDN''T LET UP UNTIL HE HAD TO SWALLOW THE LOT OR CHOKE! That's what I call dedication to the cause, 15 minutes of not talking (which is hard enough for any woman), and with a mouthful of baby batter and a head full of scheming nastiness! My friend had no choice but to pay full respects to the lady and admire her dedication. He reckons he doesn't taste bad at all though even though it's not a topic of conversation that can readily be brought up in ANY company...! (Except this forum for some reason... )
P.S. My 'friend' may or may not have been me on this occasion. I'M NEVER TELLING!
Chucked half the contents of my lunch back out my mouth reading that!!! Even the Bride had a giggle!!! Nice work Nick!!
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" Hunter S. Thompson.
There are really only two questions in life. 1.Which way do i go? 2.What is the lap record?
umm as for the "snowball" comment...ewww..reminds me of "Clerks"....lol....
oh..and a ex who thought it was a good idea to try it on me... she didnt think it was so good an idea when i jumped up to run and vomit, headbutting her along the way and breaking her nose...
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