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Kwakked Up wrote:

seiko1 wrote:

Aunty Cath wrote:'gagging for it'

"Hyperventilating in anticipation" perhaps?

Dripping with enthusiasm ??

Lovely suggestions, boys. You're both obviously classy gents.


Righty-o my chipmunks. Anyone needing any advice tonight?

Blackster my laddie, you need to tread carefully here. Of course, you should tread carefully all the way into the lovely lady's boudoir and get yourself a bit of 'performance management'. But don't expect more than a little diversion, my pet. This is not life-long relationship material. Treat her ...

Gosling1 wrote:

Aunty Cath wrote:.... Pick up a cute little tight-arsed twink......

well it worked for you eh Aunty Cath ?

In more ways than I can say, my shivering little Canberran. Now stop it my ferret, I'm blushing!

Not a problem my little love muffin. Go with love

And as a bit of bonus advice: leave those chooks alone you incorrigible degenerate

There's three options available to you my pet. I'd start with option 1, and go from there.

1) Financially conservative option: Next time you have to use the lavatory for more... ah... solid reasons, do not flush. Scoop, then apply to your Su.. Su.. Su.. bike. It will suit your bike more and be ...

Well things are pretty quiet around here, but if anyone needs any advice, the hotline is now open

And UncleChopChop, gaffa tape is the sure thing. I hope you weren't waiting desperately for that answer!

Dear Aunty Cath...

I am currently dying with the dreaded manflu....

is there any special techniques for getting extra sympathy? and how could i milk this sympathy to get a new motorcycle??? ;)

..... and how do i get rid of the manflu so i can ride the new motorcycle???? :kuda:


Dear Supafrog ...

fireyrob wrote: Yeah I got fat fingers too

And that, my little bushy-tailed ferret, is why the Gorgeous Em sticks around, even when you open your mouth and spill all your refuse and detritus all over the place.

Dear Aunty Cath, after a couple of after work beers I sat on the Stops All Station commuter train and read an article regarding a big biker a black and chrome bike & a squirrel. I openly lol'd. Is there any hole for me?

Hmmmm. Well, my bulbous shiny pumpkin, yes, there really is a hole for you ...

Gosling1 wrote:I caught an STD from a bitch this one time at band-camp.....she was an animal alright !!

Oh my! You little scamp. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, dearie?

Dear Aunty Cath,

1.Can you let me know the best way to remove wool from Velcro? I have some gloves that just aren't holding anymore due to the loops being full of wool.

2. Can you catch STD's from an animal (Just asking for a friend)

Thanks


Oh my dearie dearie me.... The things kiddies get up ...

Auntie Cath we need some advice.

We have lots of fruit trees in our backyard and It's all fruiting at the moment. Consequently we have copious amounts of tangelos mandarins lemons limes and bananas, more than us and our family and friends can eat. What should we do with all of the fruit Auntie ...

Dearest BathMat
What a dilemma for you! There's a few points here...
Firstly, you must know there's no polite way of *asking* for a gift, however copious amounts of flattery may assist you in your cause.
Secondly, what you perceive as avoidance may merely be a form of performance anxiety, so ...

Well lets see... you need to go with your strengths. and you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. and a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

So grab some honey
and use your hand
near your bush

that should do the trick!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Anyone out there have any pressing problems they'd like to share???

The advice line is open, my little shiny shelled peas