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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead is strapped in the electric chair and is asked ...

An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum sat down next to him.
The Australian politely ignored the American, who nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped the gum in his mouth and said, 'Do you ...

waynemorgan wrote:That little win last night by QLD won me a BJ and eggs benedict in bed.......

GO QLD!

Lol. You can't lose a bet like that in my house- we both go for QLD!

Wife came home one day to find her husband stalking around the kitchen with the fly swatter in his hand.

"What are you doing?" she asks.

"Killing flies" says he.

"Got many yet?" she asks

"Yep, three males and two females" says he.

"o....kay" says she, "how can you tell the difference?"

"Well ...

Only one thing left to say now i suppose.........


QUEENSLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm with you Dave... bring it on! 12 hours to go.....

Had to add this one for today.....


A Queenslander is drinking in a West Darwin bar when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar because, he announces ...

I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later. I love the part where she takes her ring off and

walks down the isle backwards, gets in the car and fucks off.



:lol: :lol:

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both ...

fireyrob wrote:Dont stress BM here's some Mal eye candy for you

Rugby league players aren't known for their beauty (or their brains for that matter)

Mal was in the QLD police force as well, worked with my dear old dad

Pleeease no Rob!
That could ALMOST make me stop watching it

Hey, I like that one!
It's so f*%#king funny I think that you should post it twice!

Hows the short term memory loss. You said that one at 10.30 am.

Hows the short term memory loss you said that one at 10.30 am

Hows the short term aahh forget it.

Lol. Must be getting old!
So many jokes, so little time....... try this one then......(just for you ;) )

Q. What's the difference ...

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a NSW State ofOrigin fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are NSWState of Origin fans too.

Not really knowing what a NSW State of Origin fan was, but wanting to beliked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There ...

Hey BM surely by now you know where the jokes section is. :P

Yes, yes I do. But you guys deserve a joke thread all of your own! :P

If any of you are easily offended don't read any further.....


1. Q: what's blue on the outside, and maroon on the inside?

A: a nsw fan with a bruised ego

frl0173 wrote:
Sorry Wendy and tanya, it's all fixed up now, it's a lack of sleep and trying to update it during work thing!

It's all good. Thank you