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I just donated on thursday so Ive got three months to go.

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are going through divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.....



Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

Haha I think we have managed to offend everyone now

Sorry if there are any sensitive women here but I thought this one was hilarious:

why are women like clouds? eventually they go away and its a really nice day

A vicar books into a hotel and says to the receptionist,

"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she says, "it's just regular porn................... you sick bastard."

Black Magic wrote:NWS

I thought this was hilarious but it may offend some viewers...don't shoot the messenger.... just don't open it if you are easily offended.......

The Assumption Song....

I love it !

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not ...

I love the Oz words

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

But I think it's Colin

Gday Rick, long time no see.

How have you been mate?

You should be able to get the lug welded back onto the swingarm, I cant recommend anyone to do it, just ring around aluminium fabricators.

As for boots I cant see why you would need top of the line boots, they should just provide a bit more comfort and save a little weight. I have Oxtars and they ...

Ouch... at least he is ok.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"

Ah I can see it at home but not at work, must be some issues there. Great site, lots to choose from

Black Magic wrote: 'They blow up so fast, don't they?'
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That just made me laugh out loud