aardvark wrote:Copper goes to work, and their supervisor says:
"Righto lads, apparently there has been a few bike accidents up on the Black Spur. Now I know you probably have a shit load of typing to do, or you probably thought it was going to be a nice cruisey shift hanging around the coffee shop, but that's just stiff shit. A message has come down from the top to get out there and fly the flag."
Coppers:
"For fucks sake. This is bullshit."
If any of these boys had ever sat in on a shift briefing Jase, they would understand this perfectly........
aardvark wrote:So, the coppers cruise up the black spur and the conversation in the car possibly goes like this:
1: "Mate, can you be bothered doing this shit today?"
2: "Nope."
1: "Well, I'm sure as shit not defecting any bikes or handing out any fines today. It's a beautiful day, and if I had it off, I'd be up here for a ride myself."
2: "Yep, let's just stop a few bikes, have a chat to them and go home. If anyone's doing something totally stupid, then maybe we'll do something about it."
Our local coppers are *often* like this, in fact I can personally vouch for a particularly *young* and *understanding* bike copper who had the joy of radaring 3 Stooges a couple of weekends ago........about 130+.......we got a 'talking to', and a 'see you later....'. Thankyou Constable
aardvark wrote:I don't know about the other states, but South Oz Police do not have access to your licence photos. They should have and I believe it's ridiculous that they don't.
that is patently ridiculous.
Generally, if you act like a complete turd when pulled over, that is exactly how you will be treated. I have managed to *bullshit* (ie be polite, have your licence ready, be happy through gritted teeth etc) on *many* occasions

, it has not always worked, but the % is in my favour...
seany wrote: you are required by law to give a name and address...
- yes correct, and they are not required by any law to answer any of your questions

thats just how it is......
Stereohead - they don't bash anyone since Bathurst was cancelled in 1992 !!
