If my body was a car, I would be thinking of trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my paint job is getting dull.
My headlights are out of focus. My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
My whitewalls are stained with Coffee and tea. It takes me hours to reach maximum speed.
But the worst is...every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!
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I'm getting old
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I'm getting old
by laidback » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:02 pm
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I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
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I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
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Re: I'm getting old
by chimp » Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:21 pm
that's like looking in a mirror 
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Re: I'm getting old
by laidback » Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:20 pm
robracer wrote:Left out the bit about his snoring
Hey, not my fault...I stile it from FB.
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Re: I'm getting old
by seiko1 » Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:04 pm
Ditto on the mirror comment!
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Re: I'm getting old
by loubre » Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:12 pm
Yep, definitely a mirror!
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Re: I'm getting old
by Eian » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:26 am
You dont look very old in the profile pic m8“Faster, Faster, Until The Thrill Of Speed Overcomes The Fear Of Death." -Hunter S. Thompson
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Re: I'm getting old
by smithy5 » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:39 am
That's also old an old photo 
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Re: I'm getting old
by Eian » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:55 pm
@ smithy
“Faster, Faster, Until The Thrill Of Speed Overcomes The Fear Of Death." -Hunter S. Thompson
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Re: I'm getting old
by s man » Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:44 pm
Getting old is a bitch!!!!! But I do have the same minor issues:roll:
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Re: I'm getting old
by StuMiller » Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:56 pm
Yeah, mine leaks at the most inopportune times.......
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Re: I'm getting old
by seiko1 » Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:03 pm
Better it leaks than gets blocked up!!!! 
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