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Annual checkup NWS

Postby smithy5 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:31 pm

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked why? She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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Re: Annual checkup NWS

Postby laidback » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Annual checkup NWS

Postby Six Addict » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:16 pm

:)
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Re: Annual checkup NWS

Postby robracer » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:52 pm

:kuda:
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Re: Annual checkup NWS

Postby Jonno » Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:03 pm

:lol: :kuda:
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Re: Annual checkup NWS

Postby kawa 06 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:02 pm

:kuda: :D
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Re: Annual checkup NWS

Postby h.b.bear » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:24 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Annual checkup NWS

Postby Smitty » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:00 pm

you didnt say...give me a hand??? :twisted:
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Re: Annual checkup NWS

Postby seiko1 » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:50 pm

My Doc's the same :roll:
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