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What is a calorie?
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What is a calorie?
by laidback » Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:35 pm
Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter...
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Re: What is a calorie?
by dilligaf » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:47 pm
farkers shrink my leathers over winter
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Re: What is a calorie?
by hibster » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:54 am
dilligaf wrote:farkers shrink my leathers over winter
Me too,But my missus rekons the leathers arn't the only things that shrink over winter
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Re: What is a calorie?
by Strika » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:34 pm
That's just bullshit. Calories have absolutely nothing to do with it!!! It;s just that leathers, Gloves, Helmets, Boots, Wet weather gear, Textile gear, all has the same inherently bad qualities of shrinking while hanging in a cupboard! It's a proven fact. You need to store them in a gear bag tucked up tight under your dirt bike gear. It doesn't shrink then ofr some reason!!! 
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Re: What is a calorie?
by kawa 06 » Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:45 pm
Man up Dude
hibster wrote:dilligaf wrote:farkers shrink my leathers over winter
Me too,But my missus rekons the leathers arn't the only things that shrink over winter
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