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Postby seiko1 » Wed May 18, 2011 11:08 pm

At an ATM an old lady asked if I could check her balance,
not being one to disappoint, I pushed her over.

I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid but he assures me he can stop anytime.

On Holiday in Spain I saw a sign that said "English speaking Doctor"
I thought, 'what a good idea, we should have them here' :D
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Postby Torquewrench » Wed May 18, 2011 11:31 pm

Sad. :D
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Postby funky » Thu May 19, 2011 11:26 pm

But kinda funny though 8)
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Postby Possum » Thu May 19, 2011 11:36 pm

you shifty barstage !
It all comes down to how you ride it.....
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Postby laidback » Thu May 19, 2011 11:42 pm

:) Not up to your usual standard mate. :kuda:
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Postby seiko1 » Fri May 20, 2011 12:51 pm

laidback1952 wrote::) Not up to your usual standard mate. :kuda:

They came from Poss......blame her :lol:
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Postby Gav » Fri May 20, 2011 4:57 pm

This horse walks into a bar ...and the barman says ...whats with the long face....
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Postby h.b.bear » Fri May 20, 2011 5:07 pm

:roll: :lol:
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