Driving & shaving don't mix....

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Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby Gosling1 » Thu May 19, 2011 1:10 pm

:lol:

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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby tim » Thu May 19, 2011 1:19 pm

:lol: Top article Gos
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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby Jonno » Thu May 19, 2011 1:48 pm

Oh, and SHE'S A FLIPPIN' LUNATIC!
Albeit an impeccably groomed one.


Plankers, both of them :roll:
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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby MadKaw » Thu May 19, 2011 1:57 pm

Aaaaargh..!!!!!!!!

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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby timmyrocks » Thu May 19, 2011 3:10 pm

haha what a douche!
anyone can go fast in a straight line,,,,

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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby Jennysc » Thu May 19, 2011 3:45 pm

timmyrocks wrote:haha what a douche!


She was shaving, not douching ;)
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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby marksesh » Thu May 19, 2011 3:47 pm

Gold..... only in America
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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby laidback » Thu May 19, 2011 4:37 pm

I can see a new law soon...no hoohah grooming while driving... :twisted:
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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby Jonno » Thu May 19, 2011 4:40 pm

Hoohah and hoon laws would be similar?

Get ya hoohah impounded for 48hrs (I said impounded)
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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby fezzick » Thu May 19, 2011 5:11 pm

IM-pounded, good, I'm glad you made that distinction. :)

Oh, and Goz, I don't even want to THINK about how come you found this article...
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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby smithy5 » Thu May 19, 2011 6:40 pm

Nothing I see on the road suprises me anymore. I once saw a couple engaged in oral sex on the Pacific Highway :shock:
Everyday I see the red light beauticians, people eating bowls of cereal :shock: typing on laptops, writing, reading etc...
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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby the kid » Thu May 19, 2011 8:04 pm

Here is another article that shows that the Yanks do get somethings right :lol:
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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby Jonno » Thu May 19, 2011 8:23 pm

:lol: those curbs are hazardous :kuda:
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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby Gosling1 » Thu May 19, 2011 9:18 pm

hahahahaahahaah must have been a big curb !!!
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Re: Driving & shaving don't mix....

Postby dave#3 » Thu May 19, 2011 9:21 pm

ROFLMFAO at Billy's article. Fucking gold!!!
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