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1960 v's 2010

Postby seiko1 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:00 am

Scenario :
Jack goes rabbit shooting before school, pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.


1960 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his rifle & chats with Jack about guns.

2010 - School goes into lock down, Tactical Responce called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his ute or gun again..
Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.


1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months.
School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs

Scenario:
Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.


1960 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School
gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario :
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.


1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to Uni, and becomes a successful businessman.

2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.
State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario :
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.


1960 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

2010 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario :
Pedro fails high school English.


1960 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to Uni.

2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
AFRE files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher.
English banned from core curriculum.
Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario :
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Cracker night, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bullant nest.


1960 - Ants die.

2010- Tactical Responce , Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called.
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Federal Police investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated.
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario :
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.
Mary hugs him to comfort him.


1960 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in Prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Re: 1960 v's 2010

Postby fireyrob » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:06 am

U remember the 1960's? Geez your old :D
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Re: 1960 v's 2010

Postby seiko1 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:34 am

fireyrob wrote:U remember the 1960's? Geez your old :D

Bit's n pieces ;)
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Re: 1960 v's 2010

Postby fireyrob » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:44 am

seiko1 wrote:
fireyrob wrote:U remember the 1960's? Geez your old :D

Bit's n pieces ;)


Jealous 8) Them's were the good ol days I hear :lol:
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Re: 1960 v's 2010

Postby ty » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:47 am

That was too many scenarios to read - must have ADD
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Re: 1960 v's 2010

Postby seiko1 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:28 pm

fireyrob wrote:
seiko1 wrote:
fireyrob wrote:U remember the 1960's? Geez your old :D

Bit's n pieces ;)


Jealous 8) Them's were the good ol days I hear :lol:

Yeah they were....I was 5 by the time the sixties ended :lol:
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Re: 1960 v's 2010

Postby h.b.bear » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:32 pm

i was 5 to :) but the next 25 to 30 yrs after that were fantastic 8) but know its just getting worse with all the rules ,regulations ,cant do this or do that,and dont forget the f@#kin do gooders,i would hate to be starting all over again :shock: imagine what it will be like in another 20yrs time :roll: feel sorry for my young fella,but he will grow up knowing no different i suspose :?
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Re: 1960 v's 2010

Postby seiko1 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:03 am

h.b.bear wrote:imagine what it will be like in another 20yrs time :roll: feel sorry for my young fella,but he will grow up knowing no different i suspose :?

and thats exactly how the MF's take away all your freedoms.....................ever so gradually :x
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