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Postby dilligaf » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:37 pm

don't know if this has been up before

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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby robracer » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:41 pm

:lol: anyone get her number love4.gif
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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby laidback » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:04 pm

Yeah...gotta watch out for tailgaters :shock:
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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby h.b.bear » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:07 pm

did that actually happen :shock: or was it a setup :?
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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby robracer » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:14 pm

The smoke from the truck tyres disappears too quick ;)
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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby P4nza » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:16 pm

Whats the first rule when taking off? HEADCHECK!!!!! :lol:
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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby ZXR750 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:01 am

He was obviously going too fast for the conditions. Yes again speed was the contributing factor. :lol: :lol:
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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby dutchy » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:27 am

ZXR750 wrote:He was obviously going too fast for the conditions. Yes again speed was the contributing factor. :lol: :lol:


Actually, the truck was going to fast to pull up in time.......so yeah, speed of the truck was a contributing factor. :twisted:
While i'm thinking about it, if the bike took off quicker he wouldn't hVE gotten arse reemed, so his speed was a contributing factor also!
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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby ZXR750 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:37 pm

dutchy wrote:
ZXR750 wrote:He was obviously going too fast for the conditions. Yes again speed was the contributing factor. :lol: :lol:


Actually, the truck was going to fast to pull up in time.......so yeah, speed of the truck was a contributing factor. :twisted:
While i'm thinking about it, if the bike took off quicker he wouldn't hVE gotten arse reemed, so his speed was a contributing factor also!


Sorry Dutchy I was just having a dig at another thread. Not at your fine profession. On a more important topic you have been on here heaps over the last few days and yet you have not updated your show off your ride post. There are no excuses. :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby dutchy » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:16 pm

ZXR750 wrote:
dutchy wrote:
ZXR750 wrote:He was obviously going too fast for the conditions. Yes again speed was the contributing factor. :lol: :lol:


Actually, the truck was going to fast to pull up in time.......so yeah, speed of the truck was a contributing factor. :twisted:
While i'm thinking about it, if the bike took off quicker he wouldn't hVE gotten arse reemed, so his speed was a contributing factor also!


Sorry Dutchy I was just having a dig at another thread. Not at your fine profession. On a more important topic you have been on here heaps over the last few days and yet you have not updated your show off your ride post. There are no excuses. :cry: :cry: :cry:


ummmmmm....I was having a dig at the other thread aswell :lol:
As for show of your ride, i'll have to look back and see if there is anything worth updating :lol:
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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby robracer » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:21 pm

Stop digging dutchy & start posting :lol: :kuda:
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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby dutchy » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:29 pm

robracer wrote:Stop digging dutchy & start posting :lol: :kuda:


I'm trying, but there isn't much around. :( I'll have to spend some time online to update the library :D
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Re: crashproof motorcycle

Postby ZXR750 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:15 pm

dutchy wrote:
robracer wrote:Stop digging dutchy & start posting :lol: :kuda:


I'm trying, but there isn't much around. :( I'll have to spend some time online to update the library :D

I just checked out your new post. Thank you. hello2.gif
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