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Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby Frank » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:28 pm

To All My Labor Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great. Not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only country in the World. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To All My Conservative Coalition Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby robracer » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:41 pm

Fark that......Wheres the window stickers Frank? :lol:
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby seiko1 » Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:46 pm

What does "politically correct" mean :shock:
I'm not familiar with this term at all :lol:

What do you do if a terrorist with a hole in his head comes running at you?

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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby lifeofcrimeguy » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:50 pm

Seen the video of the KKK snowman with a noose? :)
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby MrWasabi » Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:38 pm

Technically Australia is an island, so I take offence to the fact that you refer to it as a country!
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby seiko1 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:58 am

MrWasabi wrote:Technically Australia is an island, so I take offence to the fact that you refer to it as a country!

I'm actually quiet offended by the whole idea of political correctness FFS
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby tim » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:11 am

MrWasabi wrote:Technically Australia is an island, so I take offence to the fact that you refer to it as a country!


On behalf of Tasmania and our many other smaller islands I'm quite offended you did not mention them as part of this great nation! :lol:
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby lifeofcrimeguy » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:39 pm

Well, if they have a problem with that, they can use those webbed fingers to swim over here and do something about it.
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby Possum » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:48 pm

lifeofcrimeguy wrote:Well, if they have a problem with that, they can use those webbed fingers to swim over here and do something about it.


MAHAHAHAHA :twisted:
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby hoffy » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:04 pm

You forgot have a free range, organic and not tested on animals and drive safely in your prius happy holiday season :lol:
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby Possum » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:07 pm

hoffy V2.0 wrote:You forgot have a free range, organic and not tested on animals and drive safely in your prius happy holiday season :lol:


and they wonder why people go fruity !
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby hoffy » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:30 pm

I forgot to mention happy holiday season to the boat people too....ohh hang on, can i say that, do they recognise our december holiday?? :lol:
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby seiko1 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:47 pm

hoffy V2.0 wrote:I forgot to mention happy holiday season to the boat people too....ohh hang on, can i say that, do they recognise our december holiday?? :lol:

They can't even recognise a cliff face for gods sake ;)
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Re: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

Postby Possum » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:58 pm

seiko1 wrote:
hoffy V2.0 wrote:I forgot to mention happy holiday season to the boat people too....ohh hang on, can i say that, do they recognise our december holiday?? :lol:

They can't even recognise a cliff face for gods sake ;)


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