by waynemorgan » Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:08 am
On their wedding night the new bride makes a confession to her new husband...."I must tell you this...I used to be a hooker". The new husband says "wow...tell me about that - it's turning me on"!
She says "well....my name was John and I played for Wigan"......
I don't like the term insane - I prefer mentally hilarious!