Tragedy....

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Tragedy....

Postby Supafrog » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:14 am

Kevin Rudd was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the

classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and

their meanings. The teacher asked Kevin, the saviour of 'working

families', if he would like to lead the discussion on the word

'tragedy'.



So Kevin (the saviour of 'working families' ) asked the class for an

example of a 'tragedy'.



A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a

farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him,

That would be a 'tragedy.'



No, said Kevin - that would be an accident.'


A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children

drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy'



I'm afraid not, explained Kevin - that's what we would call great loss'





The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Kevin searched the

room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a

tragedy?'



Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his

hand...........



In a quiet voice he said: 'If A plane carrying you and Julia Gillard

was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that

would be

a tragedy.'



'Fantastic!' exclaimed Kevin. 'That's right. And can you tell me why

that would be tragedy?'



'Well,' says little Johnny 'it has to be a tragedy, because it

certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a accident

either!'
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Re: Tragedy....

Postby seiko1 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:04 am

:lol:
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Re: Tragedy....

Postby -b-r-e-n-t- » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:12 pm

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Re: Tragedy....

Postby Mikey84 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:19 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Tragedy....

Postby Torquewrench » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:53 pm

Sweet. :lol: :lol:
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