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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby Six Addict » Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:55 pm

bear gryls wouldnt eat if after he killed it... him eating it would kill it ;)
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby Supafrog » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:53 am

When is a hammer ever big enough for the task at hand? Never!

although... Think about that poor animal... maybe it has a family ....etc etc etc.... Would you wnat to do that to it's family?
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby dutchy » Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:05 pm

Supafrog wrote:When is a hammer ever big enough for the task at hand? Never!

although... Think about that poor animal... maybe it has a family ....etc etc etc.... Would you wnat to do that to it's family?



its ok, i'll bet there's plenty of crackers fr the whole family! :twisted:
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby Mel » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:37 pm

Did you get it yet Billy?

I was watching Man v Wild last night and it appeared to me that Bear Grylls or whatever his name is takes his shirt off regularly. Perhaps if you tried taking your shirt off and then doing your hammer thing that might be more effective.
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby laidback » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:40 pm

Mel wrote:.......... Perhaps if you tried taking your shirt off and then doing your hammer thing that might be more effective.


Nah not enough....you have to strip naked and put that big fuzzy dot over you arse/willy like he does and jump in the freezing river... :kuda:

Won't need the dot coming out as there will be nothing to see...hehehe :shock:
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby Mikey84 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:45 pm

LMFAO @ laidback :lol: :lol:
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby smek » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:47 pm

Mel wrote:Did you get it yet Billy?

I was watching Man v Wild last night and it appeared to me that Bear Grylls or whatever his name is takes his shirt off regularly. Perhaps if you tried taking your shirt off and then doing your hammer thing that might be more effective.


Billy already takes his shirt off pretty regularly.
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby the kid » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:04 pm

smek wrote:
Mel wrote:Did you get it yet Billy?

I was watching Man v Wild last night and it appeared to me that Bear Grylls or whatever his name is takes his shirt off regularly. Perhaps if you tried taking your shirt off and then doing your hammer thing that might be more effective.


Billy already takes his shirt off pretty regularly.
I feel sorry for the mouse. It's only living there cos we evicted it from the expansion chamber of the KR exhaust!



:lol: :lol: :lol:
Would get my shirt off and go in for another attack , but its gone very very quiet . Might have something to do with the rain , the little bastard is probably a sook and hiding in a hole somewhere .
Have been check the weather Radar and tomorrow looks more promising for mouse hunting :twisted:
Also been thinking about NAIL GUNS :twisted:
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby smithy5 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:28 pm

the kid wrote:its gone very very quiet . Might have something to do with the rain , the little bastard is probably a sook and hiding in a hole somewhere. Have been checking the weather Radar and tomorrow looks more promising for mouse hunting :twisted: Also been thinking about NAIL GUNS :twisted:


Put some peanut butter on the biscuit, mice love it. Also move it further from the hole, so the mouse has to spend more time in the line of fire :twisted: and you might get more than one shot at him.....
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby gigksrc » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:31 pm

Didn't you ever read Watership Down or watch Fantastic Mr Fox or Bambi or Free Willy?
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby laidback » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:42 pm

Great white hunter eh...You should take on a 5 metre crok and see how tough you are... :shock:

Oh and you have to be pissed as well... :lol:
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby dutchy » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:50 pm

smithy5 wrote:
the kid wrote:its gone very very quiet . Might have something to do with the rain , the little bastard is probably a sook and hiding in a hole somewhere. Have been checking the weather Radar and tomorrow looks more promising for mouse hunting :twisted: Also been thinking about NAIL GUNS :twisted:


Put some peanut butter on the biscuit, mice love it. Also move it further from the hole, so the mouse has to spend more time in the line of fire :twisted: and you might get more than one shot at him.....




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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby 6maniac » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:52 pm

Billiam ...... do you have access to a shotgun ? :twisted:
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby dutchy » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:53 pm

6maniac wrote:Billiam ...... do you have access to a shotgun ? :twisted:


DAMNIT!! i was just googling the shit out of "shotgun moustrap" :lol: :lol:
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Re: Man vs Wild (aus version)

Postby 6maniac » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:57 pm

Or one of these ....
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