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Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby DMonkey » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:41 pm

Just a random site I saw from a mates facebook
thought you guys might enjoy..
Pretty random but I found it funny..

http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/
Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ...Holy shit...What a ride!
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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby robracer » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:31 am

Done here:
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=29208&p=447682&hilit=shut+up#p447682
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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby Ratmick » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:02 am

It took me three days last time to get that bloody tune out of my head, so I'm not going there again :shock:.

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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby DMonkey » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:02 am

damn
hahah I did enjoy it damn its a funny flash

Hahah just went to watch at work
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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby ijuschill » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:56 pm

How about this one instead


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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby Cath » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:40 pm

I'm on a horse!
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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby fireyrob » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:51 pm

Cath wrote:I'm on a horse!


so Dave is home then?
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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby Mikey84 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:23 pm

WTF!! TOTALLY EPIC!!

then it turns back again when you tug on its winkie!!
sweet lemonade!! hahahahahahahaha :kuda: :kuda: :kuda:
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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby Mikey84 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:31 pm

I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY F*****G HEAD!!!!

HAHAHAHA

GET ON MY HORSE!! HAHAHAHAHA WTF!!!!

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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby Ratmick » Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:53 pm

You bastards...got that damn tune in my head again (ewwww, that's dirty).

BTW that Old Spice ad is a pisser. There is a whole series of them and they're all funny.

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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby Gosling1 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:05 pm

I really like this version !!

".....shut the gate on this one Maxie......it's the ducks guts !!............."
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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby Gosling1 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:15 pm

Of course, as one would expect - there is also the WoW heavy metal extended mix edition .... :shock: :shock:

".....shut the gate on this one Maxie......it's the ducks guts !!............."
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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby King Nicholas » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:12 pm

I have seen this for the 1st time and I can not believe I listened to it about 9 times before I closed it and I still want to hear it again.
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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby Mikey84 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:24 pm

King Nicholas wrote:I have seen this for the 1st time and I can not believe I listened to it about 9 times before I closed it and I still want to hear it again.


hahaha, i know right! first time ive ever heard it also!
now its stuck in my head, and its now my ringtone!!! WTF!!! hahahahaha
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Re: Shut up women, Get on my horse.....

Postby Mel » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:31 pm

LMAO those other versions are great Gos :kuda:
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