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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby seiko1 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:36 am

King Nicholas wrote:
Cath wrote:Again with the reading things into a simple smiley! I wasn't complaining!!! Where are you people getting all this subtext from? I was only ROLLING MY FRIGGING EYEBALLS. Not having a whinge. Not telling anyway what they can and can't post. I didn't write a thesis. I didn't put forward an argument. I didn't complain. I didn't call for censorship. I didn't say I was offended. I didn't cry. I wasn't upset. I didn't yell and scream. I didn't throw a hissy fit. I just rolled my eyes. Like everyone does when they hear something painfully stupid.

Geez - It's almost like I stepped into bizarro-world, what with all these completely off-base assumptions! Maybe stop reacting to what you THINK I was saying and just react to what I actually DID say???


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It appears you are quite upset about racist remarks being made on this website.
If you are offended perhaps you should contact the site administrators as this is the proper channel for this type of thing.
You have no idea how long it took me to type those sentences due to laughter.
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In general I try not to use emoticons. :D
Emoticons give some indication of the tone in which I type. :?
This make things far too clear and I would rather be more ambiguous and keep you all on your toes. ;)
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby Strika » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:15 pm

See Cath....you're nothing but a trouble maker!! Look at all the shit you've caused!!! :lol:

By the way....you still havn't answered my original question!!!! ;)
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby triway » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:29 pm

You people think too much!
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby Richo » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:36 pm

Artichokes .... 3 for $2 ... :roll:
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby Dizzi » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:51 pm

Artichokes .... 3 for $2 ... :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby tim » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:05 pm

seiko1 wrote:
tim wrote:Dave was worried about the site getting attacked, or him getting sued so he asked for our thoughts......

So i calmly stated mine.

I'm very settled :D

:lol: cool


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Richo wrote:Artichokes .... 3 for $2 ... :roll:

:lol:
Got any chokos?
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby ijuschill » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:08 pm

Richo wrote:Artichokes .... 3 for $2 ... :roll:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one Richo, by the way it's 3 for $4... ;)
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby seiko1 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:19 pm

It's choco's Tim :lol:
Following the vein of the thread that is :oops: ;)
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby King Nicholas » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:42 pm

I believe Coon Cheese is $6.58 for a 500g block.
Tea towels are about 3 for $2.00.
I don't smoke them but you can buy Camel's at the cigarette counter and Jockey's in the underwear aisle.
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby fireyrob » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:10 pm

Cath wrote:Geez - It's almost like I stepped into bizarro-world


It exists :shock:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_World
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby Richo » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:35 pm

ijuschill wrote:
Good one Richo, by the way it's 3 for $4... ;)


My Bad ... thanks for the correction ;)

Now .. where were we? . .. :lol:
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby Gazza » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:38 pm

Cath wrote:
Gazza wrote:Just because you have the right to complain doesnt mean you have to for every little thing FFS.

Again with the reading things into a simple smiley! I wasn't complaining!!! Where are you people getting all this subtext from? I was only ROLLING MY FRIGGING EYEBALLS. Not having a whinge. Not telling anyway what they can and can't post. I didn't write a thesis. I didn't put forward an argument. I didn't complain. I didn't call for censorship. I didn't say I was offended. I didn't cry. I wasn't upset. I didn't yell and scream. I didn't throw a hissy fit. I just rolled my eyes. Like everyone does when they hear something painfully stupid.

Geez - It's almost like I stepped into bizarro-world, what with all these completely off-base assumptions! Maybe stop reacting to what you THINK I was saying and just react to what I actually DID say???


I wasnt refering to you at all Cath , maybe i wasnt making myself clear.
I get the eye roll thing and its intension 8)

I was refering more so to the joke itself Which is all its meant to be A JOKE. :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby Stereo » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:11 pm

A lot of ppl are thinking of the Bizzaro episode of Seinfeld when they say Bizzaro...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bizarro_Jerry
which ofcourse is directly related to the superman comic bizzaro thing
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby seiko1 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:30 pm

Die thread.............DIE! :lol:
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Re: Family Law Settlement

Postby un_majstk » Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:13 am

seiko1 wrote:Die thread.............DIE! :lol:


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