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New job?

Postby robracer » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:24 pm

Bristol Evening Post - 4th June 2009:-

"Outside Bristol Zoo is the car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8 coaches. It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming and very polite car park attendant with the ticket machine. The charges are £1. per car and £5. per coach.
On Monday 1 June, he did not turn up for work. Bristol Zoo management phoned Bristol City Council to ask them to send a replacement parking attendant.
The Council said "That car park is your responsibility."
The Zoo said "The attendant was employed by the City Council... wasn't he?"
The Council said "What attendant?"

Gone missing from his home is a man who has been taking daily the car park fees amounting to about £400. per day for the last 23 years...!
Total sum 2.9 million!!!
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Re: New job?

Postby fireyrob » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:25 pm

What a legend! :kuda:
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Re: New job?

Postby Lone Wolf » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:30 pm

Holy Shit! I agree, what a legend! :kuda:
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Re: New job?

Postby Cath » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:30 pm

That's awesome!

I'm picturing some old dude, sipping cocktails on an island somewhere, breaking into fits of giggles occasionally. 23 years! hahahahaha :lol:
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Re: New job?

Postby MrWasabi » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:50 pm

he is probably kicking it up in the bahamas! Absolute bloody legend! :)
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Re: New job?

Postby SoundGuy » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:15 pm

Or he was a gambling addict and put it all back in! :lol: :lol:
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Re: New job?

Postby Ratmick » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:18 pm

It's an Urban Myth, albeit an endearing one...

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Re: New job?

Postby kaneg » Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:39 pm

hmm........enterprising :kuda:
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Re: New job?

Postby Richo » Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:38 pm

Is there a toll to get into the Taronga Park Zoo Car park??? ...


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Re: New job?

Postby ty » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:27 am

Last time I went Taronga Park Zoo parking was on the street - they were building a new parking structure I think.
So I think you might be out of luck ;)
Dunno about Western Plains, or there's the Reptile Park for something local...

And no - I wasn't already thinking about it ;)
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