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Women Know your Limits

Postby ijuschill » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:21 pm

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Re: Women Know your Limits

Postby Lone Wolf » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:44 pm

Hahahahahaha
"Women are temperamental... half temper, half mental."

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Re: Women Know your Limits

Postby Cath » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:27 pm

"Let your natural sweetness shine through"??? Oh shit - I'm fucked then :lol:

Now Jay, thank you for posting that informative clip. I'd appreciate it if you could instruct me on my natural limits next time we go for a blat up the old road, or the Putty. Please - it would be nice to have a man remind me of my limits :twisted:
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Postby B-Ry » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:31 pm

hahahaha too funny
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Re: Women Know your Limits

Postby ijuschill » Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:32 pm

Cath wrote:"Let your natural sweetness shine through"??? Oh shit - I'm fucked then :lol:

Now Jay, thank you for posting that informative clip. I'd appreciate it if you could instruct me on my natural limits next time we go for a blat up the old road, or the Putty. Please - it would be nice to have a man remind me of my limits :twisted:


I sure you have some natural sweetness in there now after that cocktail list you posted up, ahhhh unsupervised Cath is having FUN & getting drunk :twisted: :D
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Re: Women Know your Limits

Postby Dizzi » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:48 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh sweetness I know my natural limits, if you find the locks changed and can't get in when you need your warm bed to sleep in tomorrow morning, do think about the fluffy kittens that may help you with your natural limits :shock: ohhhhhhhhhhhh I could unleash right now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: hmmmmmmmmmm and next time you want ............. I will remind you my intelligence doesn't know how to please you anymore as it is afterall sooooooooooo basic and no longer is capable of having that thought process :twisted: :P
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Re: Women Know your Limits

Postby Lone Wolf » Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:16 am

:lol:
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Re: Women Know your Limits

Postby P4nza » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:45 pm

hahahaha nicee!!

Dizzi wrote:Ohhhhhhhhhhhh sweetness I know my natural limits, if you find the locks changed and can't get in when you need your warm bed to sleep in tomorrow morning, do think about the fluffy kittens that may help you with your natural limits :shock: ohhhhhhhhhhhh I could unleash right now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: hmmmmmmmmmm and next time you want ............. I will remind you my intelligence doesn't know how to please you anymore as it is afterall sooooooooooo basic and no longer is capable of having that thought process :twisted: :P



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Re: Women Know your Limits

Postby Dizzi » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:56 pm

Sooooooo he's still knockin at the door should I let him in :twisted: :shock: :lol:
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Re: Women Know your Limits

Postby Blurr » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:29 pm

Dizzi wrote:Sooooooo he's still knockin at the door should I let him in :twisted: :shock: :lol:


well of course......who will fend for you and look after you if you dont!! :twisted:
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Re: Women Know your Limits

Postby Dizzi » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:07 pm

Now Mr Blurr do I look and sound like I need looking after :shock: actually don't answer that ok, ok I guess after all no one else will have me so better let him in :roll: :lol:
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