Swine Flu

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Swine Flu

Postby seiko1 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:28 pm

Can't believe no-one else has posted yet!
Swine (pig) Flu will have a catastrophic effect on a certain Religious Group won't it!!! :roll: :D

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Re: Swine Flu

Postby JetPilot » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:59 pm

I eat lots of piggies. So am I a goner.
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby 6maniac » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:02 pm

You're safe as long as you don't eat one that has the flu. :shock:
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby photomike666 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:10 pm

It'll be Ok as long as you have got over the bird flu
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby seiko1 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:13 pm

BM help me out here!
No-one is picking up and running with the religious group :twisted:
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby Strika » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:06 pm

seiko1 wrote:BM help me out here!
No-one is picking up and running with the religious group :twisted:


That's most likely due to the fact that no one knows which religious group, eats enough pigs to have the Swine Flu devastate it!!!!!! ;)
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby seiko1 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:23 pm

Strika wrote:
seiko1 wrote:BM help me out here!
No-one is picking up and running with the religious group :twisted:


That's most likely due to the fact that no one knows which religious group, eats enough pigs to have the Swine Flu devastate it!!!!!! ;)

Thats becoming obvious!
Anything PIG will send a Muslim straight to hell :kuda:
Thats why General Pershing, after a terrorist attack in the early part of the twentieth cetury, rounded up 50 terrorists.
Shot 49 of them dead with bullets soaked in Pigs blood, buried then covered in pigs blood and let the 50th guy go.
No more terrorist attacks for fifty years or so!!! ;)
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby Jonno » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:13 pm

Hmm, is that how pigs learnt to flew backwards I wonder?
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby gpxpunk » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:25 pm

atleast there will be less swine on the old rd if it gets over here. might be able to get a desent run....lol
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby seiko1 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:30 pm

gpxpunk wrote:atleast there will be less swine on the old rd if it gets over here. might be able to get a desent run....lol

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Re: Swine Flu

Postby tim » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:20 pm

seiko1 wrote:
Strika wrote:
seiko1 wrote:BM help me out here!
No-one is picking up and running with the religious group :twisted:


That's most likely due to the fact that no one knows which religious group, eats enough pigs to have the Swine Flu devastate it!!!!!! ;)

Thats becoming obvious!
Anything PIG will send a Muslim straight to hell :kuda:
Thats why General Pershing, after a terrorist attack in the early part of the twentieth cetury, rounded up 50 terrorists.
Shot 49 of them dead with bullets soaked in Pigs blood, buried then covered in pigs blood and let the 50th guy go.
No more terrorist attacks for fifty years or so!!! ;)



Seiko I really don't see where you're going here.

I think I remember reading a "no religion or politics" rule for the board. It makes perfect sense to me because you never know whos' floating around here.

Irrespective of that other faiths including Jewish, Hindu and some strict Christians including I believe some 7th day adventists don't eat pigs either.
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby Black Magic » Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:51 am

seiko1 wrote:BM help me out here!
No-one is picking up and running with the religious group :twisted:


Lol! Just sitting back laughing!

You don't need to worry about some silly little Pig Flu scare.....
it's FISH that you need to be afraid of my friend! :lol:

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Re: Swine Flu

Postby smithy5 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:14 am

If you take you medicine you don't get the flu.................. :)
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby Nosferatu » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:28 am

It turns out this is what all the hype is about...............

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That Swine Flew can be really nasty.
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby seiko1 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:44 am

Well after the Drugbust incident, I just couldn't help myself :roll: :lol:
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.asp

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