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Ikea take over GM

Postby fireyrob » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:11 pm

Ikea has announced their takeover of GM...

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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby Bogan » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:13 pm

And the best bit is you put it all together with one allen key.
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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby Six Addict » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:16 pm

1 day late mate :lol:
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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby robracer » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:20 pm

$50 posted :P I will take 2 pleeeease
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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby Stace » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:45 pm

Bogan wrote:And the best bit is you put it all together with one allen key.


And the one allen key you need is a different size to the one they supplied
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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby P4nza » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:25 am

Dont forget the cheaply written instruction manual that hardly explains anything! :kuda:
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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby the kid » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:28 am

Lars would have that sorted in a couple of borty bort borts , and one Fluffy Bunny .
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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby photomike666 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:06 am

It looks like the blister pack that comes with the remote control Tamiya cars.
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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby red_dave » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:26 am

There's no way i'm going to start something like that when there's clearly stuff missing or wrong!

There are 2 tappet bolts, a timing cover gasket and rear middle seat belt anchor bolt missing, the ball joints are off the previous model and wont fit these lower control arms, not to mention it looks like a bloody VW Golf! :roll:
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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby corvus2606 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:57 am

bloody VW Golf!


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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby Six Addict » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:51 pm

nah its a golf, the black strip along the doors is the giveaway, along with the rear profile and the door handles XXarcade.gif
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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby timmyrocks » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:49 pm

hehe :kuda: i want one,,,, anyone wanna spanner week, hrm month :lol:
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Re: Ikea take over GM

Postby matchan » Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:56 am

red_dave wrote:There's no way i'm going to start something like that when there's clearly stuff missing or wrong!

There are 2 tappet bolts, a timing cover gasket and rear middle seat belt anchor bolt missing, the ball joints are off the previous model and wont fit these lower control arms, not to mention it looks like a bloody VW Golf! :roll:


Well Ikea is Swedish for 1 "piece missing"
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