by I-K » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:37 pm
(starts reading)
(gets as far as "...former Fast Bikes editor Colin Schiller...")
If the guy was a consumer product, the box he came in would have "Wankatron 5000" written on it...
Going on his past efforts, this article should contain something between 4 and 11 references to how devil-may-care riders were in the early 80's, between 2 and 7 completely random combinations of handling or power delivery trait and a supposed, contrived and usually erroneous technical cause for it (eg. "...the bike can be braked deep into turns thanks to the new, stiffer swingarm, and the revised fuel injection really helps it pull a higher top speed before Turn 1..."), and some 839 casual remarks on how over the whole thing he is...