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Your Age By Eating Out

Postby QLDZX6R » Tue May 27, 2008 4:24 pm

Your Age By Eating Out
This is how your waiter can pick your age:

1: First of all pick the number of times you'd like to dine out each week (more than once but less than ten)

2:Multiply this number by Two (just to be bold)

3:Add 5

4: Multiply it by 50

5:If you've already had your birthday this year add 1758... If you havn't add 1757

6:Now subtract the four digit year you were born

7:You should be left with a 3 digit number,

the first digit is your original number i.e-the number of nights you would like to eat out,
the next two digits are your age..(Oh yes it is ladies!)

This is the only year this will work!
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Re: Your Age By Eating Out

Postby JetPilot » Tue May 27, 2008 4:37 pm

Thats pretty cool... 8)
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Re: Your Age By Eating Out

Postby Blurr » Tue May 27, 2008 4:48 pm

thats just freaky :shock:
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Re: Your Age By Eating Out

Postby fireyrob » Tue May 27, 2008 6:57 pm

Yep my misses agrees! My mental age is 12 :D
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Re: Your Age By Eating Out

Postby mike-s » Wed May 28, 2008 2:00 am

Holy shit, it works, even when i put in other random numbers.
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