Why do some like it and others not?

[Neka79]

So, are guys the same? some want to make you projectile vomit and others you'll gladly gobble up until your nose runs??????

Its ok neka, I'll take this one.
Yes Marty, some are yuk. Personally, I have a distaste for smokers. (Male or female. )

ewww thats disgusting.....






u dsicriminate against smokers..thats just gross!!

[Neka79]

What do they say Strika?

most of em say "blondes are just redheads who have had the fire fucked out of them"



redheads are known to be firey.... not just verbally too!!

[Daisy]

u dsicriminate against smokers..thats just gross!!

I've always been a fussy eater.

[Neka79]

u dsicriminate against smokers..thats just gross!!

I've always been a fussy eater.

i gave up smoking after the GP...



oh.. and i might be heading down ur way soon (so line up the single ladies..pref not all the same family tho??)

more on that to come (no pun intended)

[Flywheels MC]

A friend of mine was exposed to his own nectar in such a cunning way that I have to pass it on. The girl in question completed the deed in fine form and then lay down cuddling for about 15 minutes, without saying a word. The guy thought: 'Great! feeling fantastic and no need for inane small talk'. The lascivious lass then rolled on top and instigated a passionate, full face, holding the back of the head type kiss, and PUSHED THE FULL CONTENTS OF HER MOUTH INTO HIS WITH HER TONGUE AND WOULDN''T LET UP UNTIL HE HAD TO SWALLOW THE LOT OR CHOKE! That's what I call dedication to the cause, 15 minutes of not talking (which is hard enough for any woman), and with a mouthful of baby batter and a head full of scheming nastiness! My friend had no choice but to pay full respects to the lady and admire her dedication. He reckons he doesn't taste bad at all though even though it's not a topic of conversation that can readily be brought up in ANY company...! (Except this forum for some reason... )
P.S. My 'friend' may or may not have been me on this occasion. I'M NEVER TELLING!

[Lone Wolf]

[Strika]

A friend of mine was exposed to his own nectar in such a cunning way that I have to pass it on. The girl in question completed the deed in fine form and then lay down cuddling for about 15 minutes, without saying a word. The guy thought: 'Great! feeling fantastic and no need for inane small talk'. The lascivious lass then rolled on top and instigated a passionate, full face, holding the back of the head type kiss, and PUSHED THE FULL CONTENTS OF HER MOUTH INTO HIS WITH HER TONGUE AND WOULDN''T LET UP UNTIL HE HAD TO SWALLOW THE LOT OR CHOKE! That's what I call dedication to the cause, 15 minutes of not talking (which is hard enough for any woman), and with a mouthful of baby batter and a head full of scheming nastiness! My friend had no choice but to pay full respects to the lady and admire her dedication. He reckons he doesn't taste bad at all though even though it's not a topic of conversation that can readily be brought up in ANY company...! (Except this forum for some reason... )
P.S. My 'friend' may or may not have been me on this occasion. I'M NEVER TELLING!

Chucked half the contents of my lunch back out my mouth reading that!!! Even the Bride had a giggle!!! Nice work Nick!!

[Wattie]

i mate at school's mrs did that.

he went the growl on her, and said she tasted bad...

so next time she looked after him, she thought she'd show him what he tasted like.

he wasnt happy

[Daisy]

i mate at school's mrs did that.

he went the growl on her, and said she tasted bad...

so next time she looked after him, she thought she'd show him what he tasted like.

he wasnt happy

I've found they don't complain a second time.

[ZX10R King]

There's always the Jamaican Snowstorm

[Black Magic]

You lot are all yap!

You think 'donut man' was good.......


stay tuned for pics of my 'pineapple juice' man!

Kills two birds with one stone...........

[Neka79]

You lot are all yap!

You think 'donut man' was good.......


stay tuned for pics of my 'pineapple juice' man!

Kills two birds with one stone...........

i can kill 1 bird with 2 stones!!


umm as for the "snowball" comment...ewww..reminds me of "Clerks"....lol....

oh..and a ex who thought it was a good idea to try it on me... she didnt think it was so good an idea when i jumped up to run and vomit, headbutting her along the way and breaking her nose...

[ZZRCHIKKY]

pine apple juice , pmsl that taste grosser that the actual stuff does

[Wattie]

what about the spiderman???

man unloads into his hand, the flings it at mrs's face

[Neka79]

what about the spiderman???

man unloads into his hand, the flings it at mrs's face

hmm i might try that...hehehe