How old is old????

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Re: How old is old????

Postby Ratmick » Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:56 pm

Black Magic wrote:Kids????? :shock:
That's one thing that I can guarantee WON'T be happening!
How can we go touring on the bikes to see Australia with kids in tow???
I can provide you with another KSRC wedding but I won't be contributing to the next generation of green rider's! :lol:

Jonno wrote:Keep your chin up Mick, all gets better in time believe me.
oh and......Kids!!! nope, not doing them again either!! crikey, no way!!! :shock:
You asked whether it got any better than that.

I said it did, well it did in my case. I didn't say for both of you to 'Go forth and multiply and find out'... ;)
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Re: How old is old????

Postby Neka79 » Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:22 am

Ratmick wrote:
Black Magic wrote:Kids????? :shock:
That's one thing that I can guarantee WON'T be happening!
How can we go touring on the bikes to see Australia with kids in tow???
I can provide you with another KSRC wedding but I won't be contributing to the next generation of green rider's! :lol:

Jonno wrote:Keep your chin up Mick, all gets better in time believe me.
oh and......Kids!!! nope, not doing them again either!! crikey, no way!!! :shock:
You asked whether it got any better than that.

I said it did, well it did in my case. I didn't say for both of you to 'Go forth and multiply and find out'... ;)

no..but get plenty of practice in case u change ur mind :P
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Re: How old is old????

Postby Black Magic » Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:57 am

Yes, we have the 'practicing' down to a fine art! ;)

We do have four children between us Ratmick (none of which live at home- one of the benefits of being 'old'.)

So you see, we have the best of both worlds- a family to love that doesn't need us 24/7 anymore. 8)

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Re: How old is old????

Postby Smitty » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:52 am

HOW OLD.......???

OLD people have problems that we haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"








The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open

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Re: How old is old????

Postby Glen » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:35 pm

Congratulations and all the best guys :D :D :D .

Sneaky buggers burying this in a "How old is old" thread
It's really all about standing around drinking Dave's beer.
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Re: How old is old????

Postby Black Magic » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:03 pm

Glen wrote:Congratulations and all the best guys :D :D :D .

Sneaky buggers burying this in a "How old is old" thread


Thanks Glen! :)


Look at it this way.....
I guess I am answering my own question now- 40 isn't too old for ANYTHING!!! 8) :lol:

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Re: How old is old????

Postby RG » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:58 pm

(RG comes out from hiding)

Woah! Congrats to u two!

Just as I was planning to make my move on BM, Jonno scores.... :shock:
Age is just a number......... so is my bank account.


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Re: How old is old????

Postby craig » Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:35 pm

who said forty is old !!!!!!!!!! new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif
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Re: How old is old????

Postby Neka79 » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:28 pm

craig wrote:who said forty is old !!!!!!!!!! new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif

that would be...ummm.... ME!! :twisted:
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Re: How old is old????

Postby Black Magic » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:25 am

RG wrote:(RG comes out from hiding)

Woah! Congrats to u two!

Just as I was planning to make my move on BM, Jonno scores.... :shock:
Age is just a number......... so is my bank account.


(RG goes back into hiding)


Yes, RG- I've heard it all before from you....woo the girl, then pinch her bike! :lol:

Where you been????

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Re: How old is old????

Postby RedRoo » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:59 am

I'm busting through the half century...ewwww... in a few months time, dont feel any diff from 1/4 of a century although can not say same about the image in the mirror, riding harder and better than then too, living better, even getting laid better and more often :D mid life crisis's are very cool things :lol: :lol: :oops: ... wouldn't be young for quids, such a step backwards.. life really does begin at 40 :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How old is old????

Postby esie » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:44 pm

occasion18.gif love4.gif Congrats Wendy & Jonno, I hope that you have many many happy years together! :) The ring is lovely, you both have very good taste. How about the revving of many Kwakas instead of the Wedding March? :D
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Re: How old is old????

Postby Ratmick » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:13 pm

esie wrote:How about the revving of many Kwakas instead of the Wedding March? :D
That's a great idea along the lines of this: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/240975/f1_engine_song/

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Re: How old is old????

Postby Lone Wolf » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:46 pm

RedRoo wrote:I'm busting through the half century...ewwww... in a few months time

Old Fart :P
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Re: How old is old????

Postby Gosling1 » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:53 pm

Punisher wrote:
RedRoo wrote:I'm busting through the half century...ewwww... in a few months time

Old Fart :P


:lol: yep, and he doesn't look a day over 50 either !!!

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