The chicken AND the egg

[mick_dundee]

So this is not about who came first but rather, how a chook produces an egg. We got to talking about it at work and my theory is that a chook has a menstrual cycle so hence it produces an unfertilised egg that some people then go and cook and eat (not me).

To get a fertilised egg requires a rooster to fuck a chook and voila babies can be produced.

My boss seems to think that a chook produces fertilised eggs regardless hence making a rooster redundant and comes up with this theory as a chook only has one hole so hence eggs come from their bum and I guess when Mina fucks chooks he does it anally.

So who's right and who's wrong? All you chook fuckers time to come out of the woodwork and tell us what ya know

[sneakypete]

i refuse to answer on the grounds i may incriminate myself...

[aardvark]

I'd suggest that someone needs to explain the whole birds and the bee's thing to your boss.

Chickens lay eggs regardless. The same way that women produce eggs. But once the chicken has finished with the egg, it spits it out so we can eat it.

A rooster is required for the egg to be fertilised and thus produce a chick.

The eggs we buy from the shop are laid by chickens who have probably never seen a rooster in their miserable lives. An unfertilised egg will not produce a chick.

Where exactly do you work Mick? Obviously any idiot can get a job there.

[Neka79]

I'd suggest that someone needs to explain the whole birds and the bee's thing to your boss.

Chickens lay eggs regardless. The same way that women produce eggs. But once the chicken has finished with the egg, it spits it out so we can eat it.

A rooster is required for the egg to be fertilised and thus produce a chick.

The eggs we buy from the shop are laid by chickens who have probably never seen a rooster in their miserable lives. An unfertilised egg will not produce a chick.

Where exactly do you work Mick? Obviously any idiot can get a job there.

im with "funny nose" (an aardvark is an animal with a funny long nose- sth african i think??)

yea..the thing is if the egg IS fertilised u dont kno..unfortunately growing up on a farm we had the occasional egg that when broken over a pan, contained a beak (one of the first things to form in the chicken development).... the chickens will lay an egg just about every day, fertilised or unfertilised... the only way to tell if its fertilised is to forget to collect em for a few weeks...

[Gosling1]

.....My boss seems to think that a chook produces fertilised eggs regardless ....

- Your boss needs to spend more time with girls...........

ditto Aardie and Neka, chooks spit out an egg a day, more or less, and they don't need no Foghorn Leghorn around to help them.........

[mick_dundee]

Thanks so I am indeed correct, yay!! Aardy, I work for chubb and yes, any idiot can get a job there, even if English is a language you've never heard much less can't speak or write it, but that's anther story for another day.

[mike-s]

well birds only have the one "hole" regardless of gender, the cloaca. When the boy birdies have nookie with the girl birdies they just press their cloaca against the girl birds cloaca and then the lil swimmers make their way through..

[Slow and wobbly]

CHUBB!!! Damn yeah any moron can get a job there! To prove it I used to work there! Not just that but damned I used to employ numpties to work there! No disrespect though Mick, I do know there are alot of fine people that do work there still. They do however have a healthy disrespect for second class management and take advantage of good rates for a piss poor excuse for a living ( CHUBB ).
What area are you in? I used to Roster for Guards division, then moved on to Patrols control room, then into SMC - where I finaly got shafted big time by certain persons, saw the light and blew them a great big farkin raspberry. Never looked back, except to shit stir everyone that I know that is still there!

[mike-s]

'ere is an example of chubb genius from an ex workplace.

Security guard was in the server room doing a once over walk around, had a brainfart and instead of pressing the steel button marked "PRESS TO EXIT" he went to the other side of the door, flipped the lid off the button marked EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN and gave it a good whack. On a Saturday morning, while we had a lot alredy happening. Like we didn't have enough to do.

Meanwhile it took us about 48 hours to get everything running normally after that and my employer specifically said to the senior guard "we dont care where your sending him, we dont want him to EVER work on one of our premises ever again".

*CLAP*CLAP*

[mick_dundee]

I'm currently at a shopping centre in the Western burbs but normally working on the barracks.

[Slow and wobbly]

So guards Division then. Got heaps of stories from there, but this thread is all about chickens and eggs. So what came first. The two bit opurtunistic thieves or Chubb security with they're invoices?

[mick_dundee]

The thieves cam first but Chubb's invoices aren't far behnd

[mrmina]

get a life ya retard

[Stereo]

Thanks so I am indeed correct, yay!! Aardy, I work for chubb and yes, any idiot can get a job there, even if English is a language you've never heard much less can't speak or write it, but that's anther story for another day.

I hope he is enough of an idiot to believe you when you say "Hah! I knew you were wrong... I asked on the KSCRC site... and as you know, kawasaki riders are experts on the reproductive organs of fowl!!! Sucka!"