She was a right sort for 54, they drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if he'd ever had the sportsman’s double,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, a mother and daughter, 3- some?
He said no.
They drank a bit more, then she says that tonight, was his lucky night.
He went back to her place.........
She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:
"Mum you still awake?"
thats gold. but wouldnt she be shoutin down the back of the caravan
