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by **Auscruiser** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:04 pm

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=262860

Man cuts off own penis in restaurant
Tuesday April 24, 2007
By ninemsn staff and wires

A man has undergone groundbreaking microsurgery after cutting off his penis in a crowded London restaurant.

The 35-year-old Polish national burst into the 200-seat Zizzi eaterie on The Strand and grabbed a large knife from the kitchen before jumping onto a table and dropping his trousers.

As panicking diners fled, the man sliced his penis off.

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," sales rep Stuart McMahon told The Sun newspaper.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.

"The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere."

The man was subdued by police wielding tear gas, who packed the severed organ in ice then took it and the man to St Thomas's Hospital in south London.

A spokeswoman for the Royal College of Surgeons confirmed this was the first attempt in British history to reattach a severed penis, but there is no indication at this stage that it was a success.

Zizzi was set to re-open for business last night.

by **NovaCoder** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:49 pm

It's enough to put you off your Parma & chips!

by **Buck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:29 pm

Dont order the sausage!

by **Phil** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:31 pm

NovaCoder wrote:It's enough to put you off your Parma & chips!

only if it was MY penis he cut off......... :lol:

so no donut man shenanigans for that fella then :shock:

by **Burky** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:05 pm

What a prick :lol:

Turning people off their dinner like that :wink:

by **speedqueen** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:08 pm

damn that's inconsiderate!! I wonder if he left a tip!!

by **speedqueen** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:08 pm

damn that's inconsiderate!! I wonder if he left a tip!!

by **speedqueen** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:09 pm

damn that's inconsiderate!! I wonder if he left a tip!!

by **kaneg** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:09 am

might see it on you-tube in a couple of days...

by **robracer** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:01 pm

what a wanker... well in a different way now :lol:

by **Gosling1** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:39 pm

robracer wrote::lol: what a wanker... well in a different way now

thats harsh !!! it would feel pretty dead after being sewn back on eh ??

He was probably on 'ice' or some such shit.....how the fuck you could do that to yourself is beyond me.... :shock:

by **Neka79** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:15 pm

Gosling1 wrote:
robracer wrote::lol: what a wanker... well in a different way now

thats harsh !!! it would feel pretty dead after being sewn back on eh ??

He was probably on 'ice' or some such shit.....how the fuck you could do that to yourself is beyond me....

maybe he just found out he couldnt get tank foam fitted to his bike?? and then to top it off, his mates turned up wearing hi-vis vests?

by **matchan** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:44 pm

Gosling1 wrote:.....how the fuck you could do that to yourself is beyond me....

and he still had to be tear gassed after slicing it off, you'd think there would be plenty of tears in his eyes without needing the gas as well.

Phark

by **Neka79** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:46 pm

maybe he was trying to cut donuts off it and he slipped??

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