Ooooh Youll tek the High road an aahl take the Low road, an I'lll be up the Old Road afore yeee !!!
Where me an me ZXR will carve youse in the turns, cos Ive only got the power of a hairdryer !!! (Cmon guys, sing along !!)
He He, just a wee rhyme for you all on a Friday nicht the noo ....
Anyhoo, Mick Dundee, the last time I had porridge I was 19 years old, with half a bag of sugar cos it would taste like hot sh*te otherwise !!
I was gutted when I heard my fellow countryman Scottie " Im thinkin of ma engines Capn " had died, I almost reached into my sporran to buy him some flowers !
Neka mate, Nessie actually swam around the world to Oz last time I checked, to see how I was doing, last I heard he / she / it was scaring the living crap outta the swimmers and Sheeaaarks in Bondi, wearing some boardies and thongs !!
Pontikat, funny you mention QLD, I lived in Brissie for a couple of years, still got a unit in Alderley, lived in a few cool Queenslander hooses (Houses to non Scots), loved it up there - Only came back to Sydney cos I got my fiancee up the duff - Her family live here, so back we came ... Ah Well, I miss it up there, more laid back, and the weather is " Beautiful one day, perfect the next !! " (Is that right ??) - Used to see a crap load of bikes heading out for runs along Waterworks road out of Brissie on the weekends, used to dream of riding my Fizzer 400 but could never find that elusive Crankshaft to fit the bugger ....

ZEN and the art of trying to get my *%&^$ motor to work ..... Where's my Tap and Die set again ????
- Pass me the Angle Grinder nurse.