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Postby Zombie » Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:51 pm

Duane wrote:
frogzx12r wrote:..damn I gotta get me a copy of this rule book :lol:


Thats rule number 87xIiiC - thou whom requests membership book shall not have it, as none of ye members have bothered to type it in full.


And last but not least (in the unwritten handbook)

Rule 87XIiiD - We want a shrubbery!
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Postby T » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:12 pm

Duane wrote:
T wrote:Ron You forgot.............

Rule 4xii (a)

Real members must be able to stand or sit for long periods of time and not complain about noises and strange smells coming from Duane.......

:oops:


Hey, I resemble that remark.

*burp* *ffffart*


Resemble or resent??? Didn't mean to offend. :wink:
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Postby Duane » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:25 pm

T wrote:
Duane wrote:
T wrote:Ron You forgot.............

Rule 4xii (a)

Real members must be able to stand or sit for long periods of time and not complain about noises and strange smells coming from Duane.......

:oops:


Hey, I resemble that remark.

*burp* *ffffart*


Resemble or resent??? Didn't mean to offend. :wink:


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Postby FrogZ » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:26 pm

Zombie said "Rule 87XIiiD - We want a shrubbery!"

Nih Nih Nih Nih !!!!!!
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Postby Stace » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:29 pm

Neka79 wrote:and no ones even touched on the part about silly hair, bondage, and self humiliation..have they stace??


Not to mention stainless steel bolts ETC :wink: :twisted:
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Postby MadKaw » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:56 pm

and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
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Postby Duane » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:56 pm

MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:


I did that once, but I couldnt figure out how to PM a beer. so I gave up and drank it.
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Postby MadKaw » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:58 pm

Duane wrote:
MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:


I did that once, but I couldnt figure out how to PM a beer. so I gave up and drank it.


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Postby MickLC » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:50 pm

MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:


Bugger, I've only drunk his beer, not bought him any :oops:

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Postby Stace » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:57 pm

MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:


What about Rule No 1 (a) ???

Rule No 1 (a) A REAL Member must never hang shit on MadKaw for the collection of fishnets, frilly undies and assorted lingerie he keeps secretly under the stairs.

:shock:
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Postby Wadda » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:59 pm

MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:

Thats nearly twelve hundred beers. Cool.drunken_smilie.gif
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Postby photomike666 » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:00 pm

I understand that rule 1a need not be recieted (thou shalt praise the Kawasaki gods)
but rule 2 is of greatest importance; thy shalt bag any and all other makes of motorcycle, miss-pronounce their manufacturer in an insulting manor, and generally hang shite on their riders
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Postby MadKaw » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:07 pm

Stace wrote:
MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:


What about Rule No 1 (a) ???

Rule No 1 (a) A REAL Member must never hang shit on MadKaw for the collection of fishnets, frilly undies and assorted lingerie he keeps secretly under the stairs.

:shock:


Correct, because if they do, they may have there sig altered casting dispersions on said members sexuality..... :wink:


BTW, This is all a fabrication and untrue.!!!

I have no stairs.!!
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Postby Duane » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:11 pm

MadKaw wrote:
Stace wrote:
MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:


What about Rule No 1 (a) ???

Rule No 1 (a) A REAL Member must never hang shit on MadKaw for the collection of fishnets, frilly undies and assorted lingerie he keeps secretly under the stairs.

:shock:


Correct, because if they do, they may have there sig altered casting dispersions on said members sexuality..... :wink:


1(b) - No one must ever speak of Stace's sexual habits with Me at GP and Superbikes, nor must we admit to seeing such fishnets, frilly undies and assorted lingerie being used by either of said parties.
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Postby Stace » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:15 pm

MadKaw wrote:
Stace wrote:
MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:


What about Rule No 1 (a) ???

Rule No 1 (a) A REAL Member must never hang shit on MadKaw for the collection of fishnets, frilly undies and assorted lingerie he keeps secretly under the stairs.

:shock:


Correct, because if they do, they may have there sig altered casting dispersions on said members sexuality..... :wink:


Exactly why i wouldn't mention it OH POWERFUL ONE :lol:
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