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by **Stereo** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:00 pm

Thats right, gather around and hear ye....

You can now ask Dr Stereo anything you want and recieve an answer....

Line up, Line up....

Post your question, be it a mundane issue or something magical or spiritual... Whether it is a question on politics money, religion or technical... ask it here and you shall be rewarded with an answer...

by **diesel** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:21 pm

why is mina so big and stupid?

by **Tack** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:23 pm

Is it true that the brand of motorcycle a male chooses is indicative of their sexual preferences and appendage size?

e.g. Men that ride Honda's are Homosexuals with small appendages etc etc

(plus can you tell us what each brand tells us about the rider?)

by **red_dave** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:24 pm

Dr Stereo...

Would the purchaser of the item below be a total legend, or total wanker?

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/STAR-WARS-YODA-Guitar_W0QQitemZ7403257614QQcategoryZ2384QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I await your reply

by **Duane** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:31 pm

Dear Dr Stereo,

Why is your sirname Stereo, and if it is truely your lastname, Where does this name originate from, stereoland?

Also, is it possible that your name is gregs fault.

Regards,

Duane

by **Smitty** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:34 pm

Dr Stereo

42

..what does it mean..????? :twisted:

by **Stereo** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:38 pm

diesel wrote:why is mina so big and stupid?

There is a simple answer for this.... And believe it or not, this time it is not Greg's fault.

What we have here is actually two questions in one. Why is Mina so big... and another question Why is Mina so stupid.

Let me address the first question first...

If you are a catholic please stop reading right now because the answer involves references to Darwins Theory of Evolution.

As you know, Mina is of Egyptian stock.... You know, the place with the pyramids and mummies and stuff.... Now, if you have ever seen the egyptian documentary "The Mummy" (starring Brendan Frazer) you would have seen Imhotep.... The advisor to the phoaroh... who was resurected from the grave by some grave diggers...

Well.... Obviously Imhotep is dead now, has been for a long time.... but he was egyptian and a big MOFO.... Suffice it to say, Mina is from a related bloodline and is therefore big.... Also, more than likely he can be resurected from the grave one day.... or already has been.... its hard to tell....

As for stupidity... I dont believe that Mina is stupid... No one could possibly be as stupid as he seems and therefore it is more than likely a clever ruse... I suspect he may be an operative for some sort of secret brain trust and is covering his identity....

by **Duane** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:38 pm

Dr Stereo,

Why is Smitty asking wtf a number (42) means?

I'm unclear on this.

Please clarify why someone would ask such a strange question

Inquisitively yours,

Duane

by **Stereo** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:45 pm

Tack wrote:Is it true that the brand of motorcycle a male chooses is indicative of their sexual preferences and appendage size?

e.g. Men that ride Honda's are Homosexuals with small appendages etc etc

(plus can you tell us what each brand tells us about the rider?)

Yes it is true in most cases... Although appendage size has more to do with genetics than motorcycle choice...

Honda riders are not homosexual, they are MonoSexual... as in they only have sex with themselves... They would like to be homosexual or any sexual but are unable to get a date... and are therefore simply monosexual.

Yamaha riders are homosexual, but only with other yamaha riders.

Suzuki riders are all girls.... they are all hetrosexual... but after half a bottle of bacardi any girl becomes bi.... so........

Ducati riders are confused about their sexuality.... They generally are crossdressers.... which is the reason they buy a motorcycle that looks good, goes ok, but sounds like a shopping trolley when idling....

Kawasaki riders are individuals... and can therefore be anything they want to be... In my case, very well hung....

Harley riders are Uber-Male.... And because it is a male compulsion to fix things, they have bought a motorcycle that needs constant fixing..

Hyosung riders are straightlaced catholics...... They only get to have sex when they have their mother's permission, and only ever in the missionary position... stricktly with the lights off ofcourse...

by **balanse** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:45 pm

Dr Stereo,

Why is underwater called underwater and overwater called floating?

Isn't underwater actually surroundedbywater anyway???

Would a bike riding through the Burnley/Sydney Harbour tunnel be more truly underwater???

Please advise..the voices await.

Truly Balance.

by **Stereo** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:46 pm

red_dave wrote:Dr Stereo...

Would the purchaser of the item below be a total legend, or total wanker?

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/STAR-WARS-YODA-Guitar_W0QQitemZ7403257614QQcategoryZ2384QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I await your reply

The purchaser would be a Nerd Demi-god....

by **Stereo** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:48 pm

Smitty wrote:Dr Stereo

42

..what does it mean..?????

I am afraid you have not specified enough information... What is the application that this particular 42 is being used for?

by **chameleon** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:12 pm

I have a 94 ZZR11, It's a big job to get at the valves and check their adjustment *as you would know* So I don't want to bother if all is ok.

Are my valve clearances ok, or do I need to replace some shims?

by **Stereo** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:20 pm

balanse wrote:Dr Stereo,

Why is underwater called underwater and overwater called floating?

Isn't underwater actually surroundedbywater anyway???

Would a bike riding through the Burnley/Sydney Harbour tunnel be more truly underwater???

Please advise..the voices await.

Truly Balance.

It is a common belief that the term underwater was taken from two words.. under and water.... this is actually not quite right...

The term underwater was derived from the latin "undera aquaterra" meaning Wrong way up....

You can easily identify if you are "undera aquaterra" by dropping a tennis ball... if you drop it and it goes UP, you are the wrong way up.... if it goes DOWN you are the right way up...

By the way, the word Floating is taken from the Latin word "folotana" which means "neither wrong way up or right way up"... and that is not the same as being overwater. (when you are overwater a tennis ball falls down.... when you are floating.... it doesnt fall at all...)

by **Stereo** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:24 pm

chameleon wrote:I have a 94 ZZR11, It's a big job to get at the valves and check their adjustment *as you would know* So I don't want to bother if all is ok.

Are my valve clearances ok, or do I need to replace some shims?

My magic eight ball says "yes"

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