mate bikes are suppose to be riden (i know its a bit rich coming from me) but if u want a bike with no scartches and in mint condition, keep it in the living room as a show piece.
I bet it would fuck up the aerodynamics in some way, probably flap like a fruit bat with a thorn up its anus.
A real no-brainer designed by pricks who have never ridden a bike in their lives.