Too out of it 2 post!

[fireyrob]

More Beer, More Beer, More Beer, More Beer, More Beer, More Beer, More Beer *pause*
More Beer, More Beer, More Beer, More Beer, More Beer, More Beer, More Beer *repeat until such time as beer arrives*

More Beer, More Beer, More Beer, More Beer, More Beer... Sweet beer arrived

[Cath]

vodka
cranberry juice
cointreau
lime juice

[seiko1]

What the hell is going on up there?

[Cath]

moose juice puce loose goose
polka dots
cool fool rule mule jewel cruel

boom chika wow wow

[Cath]

I'm so lonely and drunk...


Hmmmmmmm. Okay - your advice provider is ready and waiting. Got questions? I've got answers. Need advice on a tricky issue, or dilemma? I'll steer you in the totally wrong direction

[6maniac]

I have several issues with monkeys - any advice ?

[seiko1]

moose juice puce loose goose
polka dots
cool fool rule mule jewel cruel

boom chika wow wow

Must be Magic Mushy season

[Cath]

You'll need to be more specifc, however, as a general tip, I'd advise always washing thoroughly after "playing" with your monkey. And remember that you'll need to always be the alpha monkey - it's not pretty if you let them get away with dominant behaviours. Snip it in the bud as soon as it appears.

Oh - and try blowing gently in their ear, Ron.

Good luck,
Aunty Cath

[6maniac]

Thanks, Aunty Cath..... I'll give them a good spanking.

[Cath]

Next!
Roll up, roll up
Get yer free advice! Get yer moneys worth!
It's worth what you paid for it - life changing revelations for the price of a post

[seiko1]

Should I have a sicky Friday, considering I have a new Bike and sunday's weather is forecast shit?

[Cath]

That's an easy one. Of course you should - you only live once!

Now, the better question is what sickness should you ring in with? I reckon you should call the boss and tell them you have menstrual cramps. If they give you any shit, just tell them you are such a snag, you're having sympathy cramps and WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND!!!!! YOU JUST WANT TO HELP PEOPLE BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO LOOK AFTER YOURSELF - OH MY GOD, YOU MEN ARE SO FUCKING SELFISH!!!!!! WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GONE!?!?!?!?!?!

[seiko1]

That's an easy one. Of course you should - you only live once!

Now, the better question is what sickness should you ring in with? I reckon you should call the boss and tell them you have menstrual cramps. If they give you any shit, just tell them you are such a snag, you're having sympathy cramps and WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND!!!!! YOU JUST WANT TO HELP PEOPLE BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO LOOK AFTER YOURSELF - OH MY GOD, YOU MEN ARE SO FUCKING SELFISH!!!!!! WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GONE!?!?!?!?!?!

Amazing!!!
I do have cramps now

[Cath]

Another happy customer

NEXT!

[Blurr]

Cath unsupervised this week and can be found in the 'Too out of it 2 post' thread............... ohhhhhh how surprising

Anyway Aunty Cath I have a dilemia.

I have an inmportant meeting on Friday that clashes with a potential Putty loop run. What should I do?