Too out of it 2 post!

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vodka
cranberry juice
cointreau
lime juice

What the hell is going on up there?

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I'm so lonely and drunk...


Hmmmmmmm. Okay - your advice provider is ready and waiting. Got questions? I've got answers. Need advice on a tricky issue, or dilemma? I'll steer you in the totally wrong direction

I have several issues with monkeys - any advice ?

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Must be Magic Mushy season

You'll need to be more specifc, however, as a general tip, I'd advise always washing thoroughly after "playing" with your monkey. And remember that you'll need to always be the alpha monkey - it's not pretty if you let them get away with dominant behaviours. Snip it in the bud as soon as it appears.

Oh - and try blowing gently in their ear, Ron.

Good luck,
Aunty Cath

Thanks, Aunty Cath..... I'll give them a good spanking.

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Should I have a sicky Friday, considering I have a new Bike and sunday's weather is forecast shit?

That's an easy one. Of course you should - you only live once!

Now, the better question is what sickness should you ring in with? I reckon you should call the boss and tell them you have menstrual cramps. If they give you any shit, just tell them you are such a snag, you're having sympathy cramps and WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND!!!!! YOU JUST WANT TO HELP PEOPLE BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO LOOK AFTER YOURSELF - OH MY GOD, YOU MEN ARE SO FUCKING SELFISH!!!!!! WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GONE!?!?!?!?!?!

That's an easy one. Of course you should - you only live once!

Now, the better question is what sickness should you ring in with? I reckon you should call the boss and tell them you have menstrual cramps. If they give you any shit, just tell them you are such a snag, you're having sympathy cramps and WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND!!!!! YOU JUST WANT TO HELP PEOPLE BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO LOOK AFTER YOURSELF - OH MY GOD, YOU MEN ARE SO FUCKING SELFISH!!!!!! WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GONE!?!?!?!?!?!

Amazing!!!
I do have cramps now

Another happy customer

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Cath unsupervised this week and can be found in the 'Too out of it 2 post' thread............... ohhhhhh how surprising

Anyway Aunty Cath I have a dilemia.

I have an inmportant meeting on Friday that clashes with a potential Putty loop run. What should I do?