Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

by **NewbieBikerGal** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:48 pm

.....though I'm not too sure about follow through

An old couple go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the
old man farts and says, "Six Points." His wife rolls over and says,
"What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "its fart Rugby." A
few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,
"Try and conversion. 6 points each".

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Penalty 8 to 6." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one
and says, "Penalty 8 each." Five seconds go by and she lets out a
little squeaker and says, "Drop goal, I lead 9 to 8."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat
is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally he shits in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, change sides."