Farts are Funny....

.....though I'm not too sure about follow through




An old couple go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the
old man farts and says, "Six Points." His wife rolls over and says,
"What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "its fart Rugby." A
few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,
"Try and conversion. 6 points each".

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Penalty 8 to 6." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one
and says, "Penalty 8 each." Five seconds go by and she lets out a
little squeaker and says, "Drop goal, I lead 9 to 8."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat
is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally he shits in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, change sides."

Hee!

I'm a simple man but i think farts are the funniest thing in the world. And yes follow through is funny ....when it happens to someone else.

My "stepdaughter" tries to fart in ur face

My "stepdaughter" tries to fart in ur face

how old is she??

ive seen sum pretty funny videos of chicks licking other chicks and they fart and its funny as...not for the fartee tho...

My "stepdaughter" tries to fart in ur face

how old is she??

7

Q. Why do farts smell.


A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.

My "stepdaughter" tries to fart in ur face

how old is she??

7

ahh so shes still at the young and innocent stage where anything that upsets mum is funny...