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Three Surgeons...

Postby laidback » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:33 pm

Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded."
The second says, "No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon shut them up when he said: "You're all wrong, politicians are the easiest patients: there's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.

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Re: Three Surgeons...

Postby Jonno » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:08 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Three Surgeons...

Postby h.b.bear » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:20 pm

:lol:
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Re: Three Surgeons...

Postby kawa 06 » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:54 pm

:D
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Re: Three Surgeons...

Postby loubre » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:42 am

How true! :D :D :D
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