Three Surgeons...

Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded."
The second says, "No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon shut them up when he said: "You're all wrong, politicians are the easiest patients: there's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.

(Borrowed from FB)

How true!