I fought the bike and the... bike won...
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:44 am
Well groovers I've done it again!!! Yes it was only a matter of time before I did something incredibly stupid...
I got a new tyre put on yesterday arvo - took it 2 kawasaki here on the coast where Big Dave sorted me out on a great deal new Bridgie Battleaxe BT014 fitted 4 250. Upon leaving EVERYONE reminds me 2 take it easy cos the tyre is greasy... yep yep tis sorted!! I managed to get home no probs, shower, all the jazz... ridden off happily to my fella's place.
Gotten there said... lets go a ridin' baby gotta take all that greasy shit off... sweet all jacketed up and gloved got to the end of the driveway... seen a break in the traffic... taken off...
Now here's where my fella and I have come up with several different scenarios but I feel my interpretation is far more accurate than his seeing how he says he didn't actually see, just saw the aftermath of my destruction...
I've taken off and the new tyre has decided to start slipping on the bicycle lane white line... just brilliant I think as I try straighten her up. Next thing rear tyre decides it will grip after all but grips so fantastically that it flips and throws me off.
And I'm flying thru the air... nice view... head hits road... lucky I was wearing my previously scratched lid... no worries... shoulders hit the road and something makes a snap crackle n pop sound... that hurt... legs follow closely behind.
Now I realise that the poor bike is lyin on her left side revving her poor guts out so I go to hit the kill switch but cant move my right arm.... FINE be freakin difficult why dont u!!
The fella pulls up finally... which is weird because its all happened within 10 metres of the driveway. Are u ok?? Yeah I think so... car drives past and something goes crunch... fuck!!! Did that guy just run over sum bits off my bike??? Go look dammit!!! Fella comes back holding reminants of my crash knob... And he said they were gay!!! That crash knob gave its life to save me a grand of fairing damage...
Bikes fine just e few scratches that can be coloured in with texta... me ...
one broken clevicle (collarbone) some skin the size of a small doillie missing from my right hip and sum minor abrasions 2 knees and right arm... 4 weeks I'm meant 2 not work but if I dont they might fire my arse... better ask 4 light duties...
Cheers to the staff at the GC hostible... once again they've tolerated my really whacked out sense of humour... this bandage is not waterproof... thats ok, I had my bath this week I'll be fine...
I got a new tyre put on yesterday arvo - took it 2 kawasaki here on the coast where Big Dave sorted me out on a great deal new Bridgie Battleaxe BT014 fitted 4 250. Upon leaving EVERYONE reminds me 2 take it easy cos the tyre is greasy... yep yep tis sorted!! I managed to get home no probs, shower, all the jazz... ridden off happily to my fella's place.
Gotten there said... lets go a ridin' baby gotta take all that greasy shit off... sweet all jacketed up and gloved got to the end of the driveway... seen a break in the traffic... taken off...
Now here's where my fella and I have come up with several different scenarios but I feel my interpretation is far more accurate than his seeing how he says he didn't actually see, just saw the aftermath of my destruction...
I've taken off and the new tyre has decided to start slipping on the bicycle lane white line... just brilliant I think as I try straighten her up. Next thing rear tyre decides it will grip after all but grips so fantastically that it flips and throws me off.
And I'm flying thru the air... nice view... head hits road... lucky I was wearing my previously scratched lid... no worries... shoulders hit the road and something makes a snap crackle n pop sound... that hurt... legs follow closely behind.
Now I realise that the poor bike is lyin on her left side revving her poor guts out so I go to hit the kill switch but cant move my right arm.... FINE be freakin difficult why dont u!!
The fella pulls up finally... which is weird because its all happened within 10 metres of the driveway. Are u ok?? Yeah I think so... car drives past and something goes crunch... fuck!!! Did that guy just run over sum bits off my bike??? Go look dammit!!! Fella comes back holding reminants of my crash knob... And he said they were gay!!! That crash knob gave its life to save me a grand of fairing damage...
Bikes fine just e few scratches that can be coloured in with texta... me ...
one broken clevicle (collarbone) some skin the size of a small doillie missing from my right hip and sum minor abrasions 2 knees and right arm... 4 weeks I'm meant 2 not work but if I dont they might fire my arse... better ask 4 light duties...
Cheers to the staff at the GC hostible... once again they've tolerated my really whacked out sense of humour... this bandage is not waterproof... thats ok, I had my bath this week I'll be fine...