Kawasaki Sportsbike Riders Club - Australia - Online Forum

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:13 pm**

Nothing on foxtel,missus is at work,ussually in this dire situation i would go for a ride into brissy with no destination in mind but this stupid rain wont stop.I only ride on the weekends because i have a company car so im getting pretty desperate.

Maybe i'll just go sit on her

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:44 pm**

give 'er a wash, maybe that'll make the rain stop. The logic is, washing a bike/car when its dry brings the rain, maeeeybe it'll fark off if you wash it desperately enough.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:13 pm**

I used mr sheen last week to polish her and my god was i surprised never seen anything so shiny and the road "grub" that gets under the tail which i would scrub for what seemed like hours with the sponge came off in one easy wipe.

With this sort of wrap i should get sponsership.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:36 pm**

feel the same..bike unreg..nothing on tv..cancelled fox...now its hot & boring..mrs is sick and been in bed since 9...

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:44 pm**

Why don't you go to bed and use the old "my penis is a panadole" line at worst her yelling at you will keep you entertained for atleast 10 minutes.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:46 pm**

No friday night fun for Neka ey ?!

Just go out on the piss or something

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:04 am**

count the hairs on ya nutsack and paint every second one green

Les

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:33 am**

how can ya be bored with the farkin internet. go find some arseholes on another forum and toll them

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:36 am**

TMO82 wrote:Why don't you go to bed and use the old "my penis is a panadole" line at worst her yelling at you will keep you entertained for atleast 10 minutes.

wheres the fun in that??
shes already...um...well..shes the nymph..not me..dont worry..i get that much i can barely walk..and i wanna make the most of this new broadband shit...

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:43 am**

Neka79 wrote:
TMO82 wrote:Why don't you go to bed and use the old "my penis is a panadole" line at worst her yelling at you will keep you entertained for atleast 10 minutes.
wheres the fun in that??
shes already...um...well..shes the nymph..not me..dont worry..i get that much i can barely walk..and i wanna make the most of this new broadband shit...

Well Neka turn on ya cam for the poor boy...

Live porn I am sure he could do with a laugh

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:57 am**

Neka79 wrote:i get that much i can barely walk

does she give it to u with the strap on

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:03 am**

TMO82 wrote:Nothing on foxtel,missus is at work,ussually in this dire situa........

Why not nick down to the local gun shop and grab that gun and a few rounds for that dog of yours?

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:29 am**

Move to melbourne, there's too much shit on down here, even when its raining.

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:54 pm**

mate ya shoulda gone riding, i started at 5.45am and did 300km loop with 4 work mates thru dayboro, mt mee, woodford, kilcoy, sommerset dam, split yard creek rd and then thru glorious (which was an horrendous mess) and was back home for lunch with not a drop of rain on me.

Tho one of my mates fell off his bike crossing a patch of road that had water running across it while cranked over at 80kph.

Fortunately hes alright....till his wife gets a hold of him.

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:28 pm**

mrmina wrote:
Neka79 wrote:i get that much i can barely walk
does she give it to u with the strap on

no...ive told u b4 mina..we are VERY different..i DONT like men, nor do i get off by having my ass jackhammered...

i leave that kinda thing to experts.......but if i ever wanna kno more abt it mina, ill b sure to ask u...

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