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Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:46 pm
by TyM2Go
Bit of a rant here. Lately I've noticed people just come up checking out the bike which is cool, then proceeding to sit on it, (not fucking cool). What burn's me the most is they start take pics like they own my bike while trying so hard to take the bike out of the lock using nothing but brute force. When confronted they shit them selves why the fuck would you sit on a bike that isn't yours?. You don't see me going about fucking your girl or your mom so why sit on other people's baby. Its understandable if you know the person but just cause you see a good looking bike does not mean you sit on it trying to break it while taking pics to make your self look cool.
Maybe i am just getting pissed of easily? considering all these bike thefts lately share your views and let me know how you deal with people in this situation.
Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:05 pm
by wheresMyLid
Nah I would be pissed to. It happened to a friend of mine when he wasn't there. When he got back to his bike it was upright but a cafe owner came out and said that he saw some people taking a look, one of em sat on it and dropped it and they did a runner. Had a snapped foot peg and scratched up fairings on a bike that was 2 months old.
Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:20 pm
by chimp
Jimmy the lock in his car & sit in it & wait for him to come back. ALT: chuck him a camera & ask him to take a shot of you grabbing his chicks tit's ...but explain that you don't want to own them
cheers pete
Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:21 pm
by laidback
Yeah mate get pissed. If they were a real enthusiast they would respect your ride and ask permission.
If you see it again take your phone out first and take a pic of them

Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:31 pm
by born green
many years ago, in st kilda i had some drug fucked ass wipe jump on my ELR, lucky i was on way back to bike, started yellin at him to get the fuck off... he started rambling in in some drug fuck lingo, sort of pissed me off... so i just head butted him, and dragged him onto the ground... that worked

Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:39 pm
by TyM2Go
so if i get evidence they were on my bike and actually messing with my property. i would be safe say if i were to use him as a punching bag but not to the point where hes left a criple?
Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:48 pm
by born green
TyM2Go wrote:so if i get evidence they were on my bike and actually messing with my property. i would be safe say if i were to use him as a punching bag but not to the point where hes left a criple?
Cant help with that one...
I just head butted him and dragged him off onto the ground... he's lucky i didnt kick the shit out of him as well... nobody said anything or interviened.. he was just one of the drug fucked scum that hang around st kilda.. tippin those that watched prob thort well done

Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:55 pm
by TyM2Go
I've noticed most of the time its dodgy looking fuckers so i am paranoid that my bikes gona get nicked. Brakes calipers were alrea damaged. The bike did not get nicked thanks to disc lock. pretty sure thats what happened anyways.
Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:20 pm
by Maddog
Stranger on YOUR bike is...So NOT cool...Unacceptable
Would do what ever was required to make them realise that it's NOT cool.
"Officer I thought the scumbag was trying to steal my ride.."
"Sorry 'bout that..Will I be charged"..

Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:52 pm
by young1
laidback wrote:Yeah mate get pissed. If they were a real enthusiast they would respect your ride and ask permission.
If you see it again take your phone out first and take a pic of them

What laidback said...if they give u any gip & their scum
U've got kevlar knuckles on yr gloves & a helmet young TMy ie.. stitch that ya kahhnt !!
Um just don't go paneling any chicks..

Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:36 pm
by laidback
Well if it's a chick on her own (or not) offer to take her for a ride...

Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:39 pm
by robracer
Wouldn't put up with any of that shit

Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:00 pm
by 6maniac
robracer wrote:Wouldn't put up with any of that shit

You're not a taxi driver, are you Rob ?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-16/t ... ection=nsw
Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:20 pm
by young1

YOU TALKING TO ME
Re: Strangers sitting on your bike?
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:30 pm
by shadowzx9
Remote start alarms
My ZX10 had one,
at Robertson one day having a pie and some cow housewife grabs her ice cream encrusted snot gobbler and fits him up onto my 2 day old bike
That happened to have a termignoni exhaust that was loud as fark.
Both mother and snot gobbler shat themselves when that bike arced up, farking priceless