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Here's the story i went down to yagoona today to check out gears anyways on the way back as i was riding home a cruiser on an 2010 iron 883 which is a sexy bike
he looks at me asks how fast does that go
i replied back with its pretty fast for a 250... not sure if it'll keep up with yours though
told him he had a nice bike and was curious as to how much they go for
he replies with ill sell it to you for 18000 right now ( its a stock bike mrp is 14500)
so as what any troll would do i got my troll on i said " NO WAY damm thats cheap "
he replies with pull over in the next street and we can discuss the sale
i replied with na im alright at this point he made some remark i couldn't hear anyways soon as the lights went green he took of 1st i followed left him in the dust and slowdown since a speed camera was coming up ( school zone) what does he do? zooms past me at 80km i see the camera flash and just to the point where that just made my day

TyM2Go wrote: soon as the lights went green he took of 1st i followed left him in the dust and slowdown since a speed camera was coming up ( school zone) what does he do? zooms past me at 80km i see the camera flash and just to the point where that just made my day

NInja 1 Cruzer 0

But if he took off first how did he zoom past?

Fitzy i'm a cruiser rider mate. I might have to send the boys around if you keep up that dissin.

Strika wrote:Fitzy i'm a cruiser rider mate. I might have to send the boys around if you keep up that dissin.

Is he startin to do ur head in to marty

Nah mate, he's all good. Amusing so far!

@ robo cause soon as he took of i went after him its a cruiser, all tho i don't think he was giving it his all after he thought i wasn't gonna follow but i showed him huh
@ strikathis might sound ironic but i do have cruiser mates to ye i think their tools as well but meh if it wasn't the ninja would have been a honda shadow
all im saying is soon as u get a normal person on a cruiser they automatically think their gang affiliated but not all of them are dicks i suppose on the odd occasion a few will nod at me while im riding past that shit is as rare as rain in the sahara
but shit like that doesn't faze me lol a colorful history to say the least

Reminds me of the early seventies, (1970's you fools) when I would cruise the hills East of San Diego on my Honda 350CL and fuck with the hogly doglesons in the twisties and straights. There was no way they could stay with me. That was the era of the choppers with the extended front forks. Jim time.

TyM2Go wrote:@ robo cause soon as he took of i went after him its a cruiser, all tho i don't think he was giving it his all after he thought i wasn't gonna follow but i showed him huh
@ strikathis might sound ironic but i do have cruiser mates to ye i think their tools as well but meh if it wasn't the ninja would have been a honda shadow
all im saying is soon as u get a normal person on a cruiser they automatically think their gang affiliated but not all of them are dicks i suppose on the odd occasion a few will nod at me while im riding past that shit is as rare as rain in the sahara
but shit like that doesn't faze me lol a colorful history to say the least

I keep running out breathe reading your posts.


I thought dizzi was bad with punctuation.

you sure you don't have have emphysema or asthma ?

its the interwebs i gotta get my troll speak on

More proof the world is fucked, the english language is doomed and punctuation is a thing of the past.

its worse when people treat punctuation like a game of pin the tail on the donkey or darts, or even worse, load the shotgun with punctuation and shoot it at the page!

oh come on its the internet its not like i am writing a declaration of independence
meh anyways ill try and start typing to high etiquette of English
besides i thought this forum was about riding and having a fun time not being a real grammar Nazi

TyM2Go wrote:oh come on its the internet its not like i am writing a declaration of independence
meh anyways ill try and start typing to high etiquette of English
besides i thought this forum was about riding and having a fun time not being a real grammar Nazi

You young fuckers may be able to understand that text talk crap, old farts like us don't / can't / won't / don't want to . There are lots of ol fart's in here (g'day Glenno & Ron ) and they are the ones that have the knowledge that you need to acquire if your going to survive.

Gen Y ( or Z ? ), Phil .... something else that's shiny & new will attract his attention in 5 minutes, and he'll be gone.

shinny and new? pfft please, i love my baby and yes I'll take that into consideration in regards to writing like an educated fellow.
Hey just a quick question, I've been cornering a lot lately and was wondering as to what i am doing wrong my bottom tip of the shoe scraps the floor on the turn as i keep it under the gear in order to quickly change up as i come out of the turn, i know im not supposed to be doing that on the road but when there's an Asian driver behind you, you really don't want to take a chance no offense to Asians its well known most of them cant drive, don't hate im only being upfront and straight to the point