I think you are the father of one of my kids
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:22 pm
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractve woman waving at him. She says "Hello!"
He is rather taken aback because he cant place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you are the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, " Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery?"
She looked into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
He is rather taken aback because he cant place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you are the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, " Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery?"
She looked into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
