Drinking With An Aussie gal
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:02 pm
An Afghan, an Arab,And a Australian Sheilaare In the same bar.
When the Afghan Finishes his beer,
He throws his glass
In the air, pulls
Out
His pistol, and
Shoots
The glass
To pieces.
He says, 'In Afghanistan ,
Our glasses are so
Cheap we don't need
To drink with the
Same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously
Impressed by this,
Drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a Muslim!),
Throws it into the
Air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots
The glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have
So much sand to make
Glasses that we don't
Need to drink with
The same one twice either.'
The Aussie Sheila
Cool as a cucumber,
Picks up her beer,
Downs it in one gulp,
Throws the glass into
The air, whips out her
45, and shoots the
Afghanand the Arab.
Catching her glass,
Setting it on the bar, and calling
For a refill,
She says,
'In Australia
We have so many
fucken Muslems and Afghanis
that
We don't have to
Drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Australia !!
When the Afghan Finishes his beer,
He throws his glass
In the air, pulls
Out
His pistol, and
Shoots
The glass
To pieces.
He says, 'In Afghanistan ,
Our glasses are so
Cheap we don't need
To drink with the
Same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously
Impressed by this,
Drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a Muslim!),
Throws it into the
Air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots
The glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have
So much sand to make
Glasses that we don't
Need to drink with
The same one twice either.'
The Aussie Sheila
Cool as a cucumber,
Picks up her beer,
Downs it in one gulp,
Throws the glass into
The air, whips out her
45, and shoots the
Afghanand the Arab.
Catching her glass,
Setting it on the bar, and calling
For a refill,
She says,
'In Australia
We have so many
fucken Muslems and Afghanis
that
We don't have to
Drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Australia !!
