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Your choice of brim turned up, or no brim
(beanies are second hand, but either barely worn or never worn)

How do you win it? Simple. In 25 words or less, explain why you need/deserve this beanie.

Extra points: making me laugh
Minus points: shitty spelling or grammar

Judges decision is final. And bribable

World's Greatest Shave was two weeks ago, I went from mullet to skullet in one afternoon. Take pity on my ears in the Canberra winter?

Winner and in 25 words

bald!!!

Yeah Philbo has a natural one, he should get it on looks alone

Aunty Cath wrote:Your choice of brim turned up, or no brim
(beanies are second hand, but either barely worn or never worn)

Eewweee yuck ! Are these are the beanies you were wearing while you were having treatment for those nasty ulcers that developed on your scalp after overdosing with the headlice treatment ???????

Don't worry about sending em down , I'll pick em up when I drop round for a Cuppa .

Bald as a badger and getting a ZX9r so ill be going faster and will need the extra warmth.
Plus if you see my head you would give it too me as no person should be subject to my uglyness

Came home pissed, copped a kick in the nuts from the missus. Now have elephantiasis of the nuts. Beanie will keep them warm for winter

Since I'm got 1 beanie another one would be handy to keep the other man boob warm

I've aged 20 years in the last 5 weeks. I need a beanie to help me rekindle my yoof!

thr all greedy fella's dem priks aye,

. sory 2 b ungratiful but I wunit wiff KSRC on it

and my missus want her farkin cardigun back ....

wife needs beanie.i need lovin.if wife gets beanie, wife is happy.wife gives lovin, i am happy.you will know you caused this!

Please give me the beanie as my wife is about to get Visa card statement and it will keep me warm sleeping in the car.

Well my pets, I have made my decision. But first, I want to say that unfortunately I'm currently in the process of moving to a nice country rest home and I think I took my medication twice yesterday. During my medicated fog, I fear I packed the winners beanie in with my flannelette nighty! So there may be a week delay in posting it out to the winner. My word, the old memory isn't what it used to be! Apologies to the winner for the delay

Winner: matt1414. including "elephantiasis of the nuts" into your 25 words was a thing of beauty, my little poppet

Second place: Baddie. Made me laugh. Had to take my spare set of teeth out to finish my chortle. If I find a spare beanie when I unpack my boxes, I'll let you know. I'm pretty sure I have about 8, and also pretty sure at least 2 or 3 of them are unworn, but will let you know

Honorable mention #1: Bogan. Bonus points for being charitable. There's a good lad.
Honorable mention #2: waynemorgan. "man boobs" always cracks me up, you naughty scamp

Philbo: poor effort. You totally phoned that one in. Lots of baldies here - I need more of a reason bro!
Jonno: Fail. 26 words. Well, I assume they were words!
Marksesh: made me laugh, but did you miss the "25 words or less" bit???
Sneakypete: You were in my top three... but your aversion to using capital letters knocked you out
Strika: yoof? really???


Thanks for playing. Once I'm settled in my new abode there may be more! If I remember.

I want one - if I don't get , the monkeys will be around to "re-arrange" the furniture at the new joint.

Do we understand each other ?