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Tuesday I was at Bunnings and in all the rush after loading half the store into the left side of the ute I locked the keys in the car, oh crap

Found some plastic packing strap, no good, bought some wire and again no good and was starting to mark the paint so gave up, damn it, called locksmith who took 2 mins to make a key and $66. Priceless.

So now I have this extra spare key that opens the door, i think the smart thing to do here is hide it outside the vehicle somewhere right, yep I get home and forget to do it.


Yesterday day I am at Woollies etc, same scenario loading the ute left side and I close the door, oh shite you guessed it, keys on the seat and a locked the door
You know what, that key that the locksmith had made, it is in the ashtray of all places, you idiot I was telling myself.

So I settled myself and realised the door hadnt completely shut, ah ha might be in with a chance, tried wire trick again...fail...bugga i will have to cab it home and get the spare, so after resigning myself to this plan and about to dial a cab I give the left door a shove to close it properly and up came the lock button...you bloody buewdy followed by I am such a dumb ass

You know what, I did it again this morning making it 3 days in a row, fortunately I didn't lock the door this time, dunno what it is with this habit of tossing keys on the seat but thats gotta stop ffs

Guess what I am doing today?


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Jonno wrote: Guess what I am doing today?

Taking the doors off the car?

Locking your keys in the car again??????



Getting a magnetic key holder to stick the key to the underside of the ute???


Drinking yourself into a stupor for being such a tool, not once, not twice.....but 3 times?????

Good onya Jonno!

you dope

The locksmith can just "MAKE A KEY" ?

Strika wrote:Locking your keys in the car again??????



Getting a magnetic key holder to stick the key to the underside of the ute???


Drinking yourself into a stupor for being such a tool, not once, not twice.....but 3 times?????

I was going to say smashing all your windows out......

Stop locking the door. If someone wants it they'll get it anyway.

Hmmmm....what to say......
Fuckwit!!!

dutchy wrote:

Jonno wrote: Guess what I am doing today?

Taking the doors off the car?

Just take the windows out & weld it shut..................Dukes of hazard style

WTF smilie was that....... never found a use for it before now

I believe the technical term is that you are suffering from CRAFT disease, which is common at your age

Jonno wrote:............

Guess what I am doing today?

simple mate

get on the pharkin bike and off ya go
can't lock ya keys in that

Strika wrote: Drinking yourself into a stupor for being such a tool, not once, not twice.....but 3 times?????

Yep i will get drunked 3 times which also means getting sober

tim wrote: The locksmith can just "MAKE A KEY" ?

He looked at the key through the window and 2 mins later he had a key cut and worked first go

MickLC wrote:I believe the technical term is that you are suffering from CRAFT disease, which is common at your age

You seem to know alot about this, but you forgot why you know right?

(Random google search)
CRAFT Disease
When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".
I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.
i.e. forgetful, dunse memory, brain dead fried

seiko1 wrote:Hmmmm....what to say......
Fuckwit!!!

Sticks n stones mofo

Smitty wrote: can't lock ya keys in that

I have proved your theory wrong, locked the keys under pillion seat

Jonno wrote:

MickLC wrote:I believe the technical term is that you are suffering from CRAFT disease, which is common at your age

You seem to know alot about this, but you forgot why you know right?

(Random google search)
CRAFT Disease
When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".
I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.
i.e. forgetful, dunse memory, brain dead fried

Funnily enough, it was a medical specialist who first told me about CRAFT disease....I can't remember his name though

Thats why you should always take the missus with ya and make her stay in the ute till you get back

Jonno wrote: Guess what I am doing today?

Fitting a central locking system?

Jonno wrote:Guess what I am doing today?

Buying a Blue Heeler and a bit chain ?